Denmark... also known as "wrong Norway", "different Sweden" and "that's actually not Finland".
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
The minimum wage in Denmark is about twice that of the United States, and people who are totally out of the labor market or unable to care for themselves have a basic income guarantee of about $100 per day.
There was the thought that this would send me into retirement. I sent their entire country into retirement.
Zlatan Ibrahimović - after qualifying for the EURO 2016 with Sweden against Denmark
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Denmark - and that's practically the same thing.
