The best Quotes by Debbie Gallagher

The best Quotes by Debbie Gallagher

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 10
Sheila: "Now, by sifting we separate and aerate those flour particles to make them absorb liquids better."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."
Shameless - Season 1 Episode 9
You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.
Shameless - Season 5 Episode 8
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Quotes about Debbie Gallagher

Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 10

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I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.
Mickey Milkovich in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 12
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I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is f*ck you!
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 8
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Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 7 Episode 10
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Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no one else in the room. You life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. You're not lost. You don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again.
Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 1
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If God didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 4
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Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.
Sarah Cleary in Shameless - Season 6
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Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.
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You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 6
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Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 11
Kate: "Fishing? Gonna use your tiny dick as a worm?"
Frank: "I've caught some big whales with this little worm. Yourself included there, Moby."
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 2
That's the Gallagher sperm. Ambitious, relentless. Everything we're not once we're born. Like heat-seeking, baby-making missiles. Won't be long before the country's nothing but Mexicans and Gallaghers.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 5
Every day you wake up breathing, you should be coloring me a note of gratitude that the half of you that came from me wasn't spooged on your mother's neck, but instead was guided by yours truly to get up inside of her to start the life of you.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 2
I am fed up with these pan-gender hermaphrodites who hate that human beings are a species with two distinct genders. It's like they've declared war on testicles. They wanna remove all the masculinity from the schools, fill the world with yogurt-eaters.
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 6
We all have our phobias and school is mine. All of it. Textbooks full of falsehoods, teachers unions full of thugs, and tenured imbeciles who still use words like "irregardless".
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 6
I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 9
Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 4
Lip: "You really wanna get your ass shot off in some 'stan somewhere?"
Ian: "'Stan?"
Lip: "Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan."
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 1
Karen: "Why do we help people we hate?"
Lip: "I believe we're just taking our cue from American foreign policy."
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 6
Oh, Warren, once again proving that Koreans are the Asian Jews.
Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 6
I'm not a pedo. And if I was, you'd be safe, you tubby little ginger c*nt.
Ron: "I have not got spattergroit!"
Healer: "But the unsightly blemishes upon your visage, young master -"
Ron: "They're freckles!"
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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18
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Everything's better with some wine in the belly.
Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2
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The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.
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Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.
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Seriosly, I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just... genetic.
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
I kind of have no choice. I gotta find Frank. Get him sober and ready to appear in court. He's like my sad-ass Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
I'm sorry, but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.
Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 8
Frank: "Four-month-old baby, 14-year-old girl, 11-year-old Lip, 10-year-old Ian, a 7-year-old, a 5-year-old, and a Dodge Astro van. What's the one thing that we needed? One word. One thing."
Jimmy: "Sterilization."
Jimmy Lishman in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 1
Too many Gallaghers in the world already. Instead of passing rubbers out at your school, they should be passing them out at your house.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 10
Frank: "It's not sex if you can't remember it."
Kev: "Ha. Then you're a virgin, Frank."
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 2
Teenagers. They're hormon-soaked brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.
Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 6
Clare: "Thank you. God loves you."
Veronica: "Yeah, if that were true, he'd have made me white and rich."
Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 2
Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.
Sarah Cleary in Shameless - Season 6
You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.
Sammi Slott in Shameless - Season 4
The good parts of love are so good, you're willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That's why I have been married three times and engaged 12.
Sammi Slott in Shameless - Season 4
Lanier: "Your body is a temple, Carl, and you only want to put things in it that are natural."
Carl: "Like fists? I saw it in that movie."
Carl Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
Veronica: "What's that smell? It's either vomit or fancy cheese."
Carl: "It can be both if you want."
Carl Gallagher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 5
You're like a f*cking cockroach, able to live anywhere and feed off anything.
Ian Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 6
Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.
Ian Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 1
Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.
Sheila Jackson in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 9

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