The best Quotes from Death to 2021

Here you can find the best Quotes from Death to 2021, a mockumentary about the year 2021.

The best Movie Quotes

What did I learn in 2021? I learned that nobody learned anything in 2020.

2020, 2021Death to 2021, by Penn Parker
 
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The bizarre beliefs of hardcore anti-vaxxers means a significant number still insist on their right not to get the shot. Unfortunately, COVID still insists on his right to infect and kill them.

Corona-Jokes, VaccinesDeath to 2021, by Snook Austin
 
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President Biden announces the full US withdrawal from Afghanistan by September 11th, freeing future history students from the tyranny of memorizing too many different dates.

Death to 2021
 
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Water, previously considered the opposite of fire, bursts into flames in the Gulf of Mexico.

Death to 2021 - Gas leak in the Gulf of Mexico
 
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Krispy Kreme offered free donuts to the vaccinated, so by 2022, 98% of the US population will either have COVID-19 or type II diabetes.

Corona-Jokes, VaccinesDeath to 2021, by Snook Austin
 
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One of them was a bison who disguised himself as a human. He was probably protesting because bison still don't have the vote, do they? And even if they did, they'd never be able to hold the pencil in their hooves.

Death to 2021 - US Capitol riots, by Gemma Nerrick
 
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2021 opens on a note of optimism. A range of lip smacking new vaccines promises to transform the COVID-pandemic from an ongoing crisis to a repressed traumatic memory.

2021Death to 2021
 
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This was something else. A cross between a violent insurrection and a chimps' tea party. Terrifying and stupid, like a Muppet reboot of the Vietnam War.

Death to 2021 - US Capitol riots, by Snook Austin
 
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This is the story of 2021, told by those who were there to viewers who were also there.

Death to 2021
 
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Tennyson: "I do not dance the wokey-cokey. So you can call me whatever you like."
Man: "Oh, I was just checking whether we should put OBE after your name."
Tennyson: "No, you should. You must, in fact."

Death to 2021, by Tennyson Foss OBE
 
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