Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers.
AlcoholDeath Proof, by Stuntman MikePam: "Are you sure it's safe?"
Stuntman Mike: "It's better than safe. It's death proof."
Arlene: "Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do 'the thing'."
Jungle Julia: "Excuse me for living, but what is 'the thing'?"
Arlene: "You know, it's everything but..."
Shanna: "They call it 'the thing'?"
Arlene: "I call it the thing."
Shanna: "Do guys like the thing?"
Arlene: "They like it better than no thing."
Juana: "So how'd you become a stuntman?"
Stuntman Mike: "I learned it from my brother... Stuntman Bob."
Black men and a whole lota' mother fuckin' white men have had plenty fun adoring my ass. I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.
Death Proof, by Jungle JuliaWell damn if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.
ComplimentsDeath Proof, by Stuntman Mike