Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers.
- Death Proof, by Stuntman MikeAlcoholPam: 'Are you sure it's safe?'
Stuntman Mike: 'It's better than safe. It's death proof.'
Arlene: 'Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do 'the thing'.'
Jungle Julia: 'Excuse me for living, but what is 'the thing'?'
Arlene: 'You know, it's everything but...'
Shanna: 'They call it 'the thing'?'
Arlene: 'I call it the thing.'
Shanna: 'Do guys like the thing?'
Arlene: 'They like it better than no thing.'
Juana: 'So how'd you become a stuntman?'
Stuntman Mike: 'I learned it from my brother... Stuntman Bob.'
Black men and a whole lota' mother fuckin' white men have had plenty fun adoring my ass. I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.
- Death Proof, by Jungle JuliaWell damn if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.
- Death Proof, by Stuntman Mike