The best Quotes from Death Proof

Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers.

Stuntman Mike

Pam: "Are you sure it's safe?"
Stuntman Mike: "It's better than safe. It's death proof."

Stuntman Mike

Arlene: "Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do 'the thing'."
Jungle Julia: "Excuse me for living, but what is 'the thing'?"
Arlene: "You know, it's everything but..."
Shanna: "They call it 'the thing'?"
Arlene: "I call it the thing."
Shanna: "Do guys like the thing?"
Arlene: "They like it better than no thing."

Arlene

Juana: "So how'd you become a stuntman?"
Stuntman Mike: "I learned it from my brother... Stuntman Bob."

Stuntman Mike

Black men and a whole lota' mother f*ckin' white men have had plenty fun adoring my ass. I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.

Jungle Julia

Well damn if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.

Stuntman Mike

Compliments

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Los Angeles is so big that if you don't actually live in Hollywood, you might as well be from a different planet.

Quentin Tarantino

Los Angeles

I loved history because to me, history was like watching a movie.

Quentin Tarantino

History

When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them, 'no, I went to films.'

Quentin Tarantino

Movies

Sure, Kill Bill's a violent movie. But it's a Tarantino movie. You don't go to see Metallica and ask the f*ckers to turn the music down.

Quentin Tarantino

Kill Bill Metallica

I seem to have a knack for picking movies that go on to be cult favorites.

Kurt Russell

My first year of pro ball I played in the Northwest league and made the all-star team, and the next year I played I led the team in hitting and was third or fifth in the league.

Kurt Russell

If it hadn't been for the videocassette, I may not have had a career at all.

Kurt Russell

I started playing ball when I was a kid. My dad was a pro ball player and he passed on his knowledge to me.

Kurt Russell

I usually hang out on the set. I get to know everybody. I have a nice time with the other actors.

Kurt Russell

This is provocative, exciting, and fun. I can't wait for people to watch it.

Rosario Dawson - August 2023

Star Wars: Ahsoka

There's always something to learn. That's my ultimate goal. To grow and learn.

Rosario Dawson

Whenever we do voter registration, we ask, "Why haven't you voted before?" The response is often, "No one's asked us." It's not about telling people what to do - it's about sharing what they can do.

Rosario Dawson

US Elections Elections & Voting

You only live once. You don't want your tombstone to read: "Played it Safe".

Rosario Dawson

People in Hollywood don't have that much sex, or at least I don't.

Rosario Dawson

Hollywood

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

Alcohol Toasts

I was happy before I met him. But I'm alive now, and those are not the same thing.

Nicola Yoon in Everything, Everything -

Falling in love Meeting People

If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle. You don't have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically.

Alan Ayckbourn

Compliments

I don't have friends, I have family.

Dominic Toretto in Fast and Furious

Friendship Family

"We have laws for these things."
"Until they fail. Then you have me."

Clay in The Beekeeper

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

Pete "Maverick" Mitchell in Top Gun

Of all the threats from both your past and future. You've never faced anything like this.

Optimus Primal in Transformers - 7: Rise of the Beasts

There's only one rule in the jungle: when the lion's hungry, he eats!

Mickey Pearson in The Gentlemen

Lions

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

The A-Team

We're not just black, we're cops too. We'll pull ourselves over later.

Marcus Burnett in Bad Boys - 3: For Life

Shimazu: "I want you to find your peace. But a good death only comes after a good life."
John Wick: "You and I left a good life behind a long time ago, my friend."

John Wick - Chapter 4

Your days of fighting to the so-called greater good are over. This is our chance to control the truth - the concepts of right and wrong - for everyone for centuries to come. You're fighting to save an ideal that doesn't exist. Never did. You need to pick a side.

Eugene Kittridge in Mission: Impossible - 7 - Dead Reckoning

I want revenge. I want them to know that death is coming, and there is nothing they can do to stop it.

John Rambo in Rambo - V: Last Blood

Kami: "What do you want, sweetie?"
Alphie: "For robots to be free."
Kami: "Oh. We don't have that in the fridge. How about ice cream?"

The Creator

Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

John McClane in Die Hard

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

Beast / Hank McCoy in X-Men - Erste Entscheidung

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