The best Quotes from Deadpool

The best Quotes from Deadpool

Here you can find the best Quotes from the Deadpool movies. In 2023, Deadpool 3 will be released, as usual, starring Ryan Reynolds, aka Wade Winston, aka Deadpool.

Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever. I'm the Messiah. I am Marvel Jesus!
Paradox: "Mr. Wilson. You have appeared to have soiled yourself while unconscious."
Wade Wilson: "I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?"
Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn't new for me, friendo, but it is for Disney.
Deadpool: "Any tips on getting into the MCU there, Korg?"
Korg: "Have a dream, chase it, lose that dream, and at that point check your emails. Maybe you'll get something from your agent saying Marvel wants to talk."
Deadpool: "Multiverses. Solves every plothole."
Wade Wilson
In a world divided by fear, one man must stand alone against the forces of darkness. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... me, Deadpool!
Wade Wilson
You look like Freddy Krueger face-f*cked a topographical map of Utah.
Zeitgeist: "I spit acidic vomit. Do you want me to demonstrate?"
Deadpool: "No. Listen, we've all eaten at Arby's, okay?"
Wade Wilson
Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be.
Vanessa Carlysle
Is that a fanny pack? I used to have one of those in 1990-never.
Wade Wilson
You're so dark! Are you sure you're not from the DC Universe?
Wade Wilson
I can't protect you. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow, I'm basically Hawkeye.
Wade Wilson
You're a lot smarter than I look.
Wade Wilson
I want a boy! Or a little girl! Definitely one or the other!
Wade Wilson
You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.
Wade Wilson
Ajax: "Fine. Fists."
Deadpool: "Oh, sounds like your last Saturday night."
Wade Wilson
The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you, but what it does to the people you love.
Wade Wilson
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Wade Wilson
Vanessa: "Three minutes."
Wade: "Deal. What do we do with the remaining 2 minutes, 37 seconds?"
Vanessa: "Cuddle?"
Vanessa Carlysle
Wade: "What can I get for $275 and a Yogurtland rewards card?"
Vanessa: "Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the f*ck you want. And a low-fat dessert."
Vanessa Carlysle
Wade: "Rough childhood?"
Vanessa: "Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born."
Wade: "Daddy left before I was conceived."
Vanessa: "Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
Wade: "Where else do you put one out?"
Vanessa: "I was molested."
Wade: "Me too. Uncle."
Vanessa: "Uncles. They took turns."
Wade: "I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happens to be my..."
Vanessa: "...your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box."
Wade: "You had a dishwasher. I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown p-rn."
Wade Wilson
You may be wondering, 'why the red suit?' Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.
Wade Wilson
Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love. Tight. And never let go. Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.
Wade Wilson

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A true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.
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The thing I didn't understand when we talk about cancer or any terminal illness, really. Look at the language we use, the language of battle. We're gonna fight this thing. We're going to fight with everything we've got. Be brave for the fight. And then people say they lost the battle. It's so backwards. I get it. To talk about the fight, it's active, visceral. Don't look at the hard part. Look at all these shiny, sharp weapons we've developed all for you to try.
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Remember, with great power. comes great responsibility!
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Loki: "I have an army."
Iron Man: "We have a Hulk!"
We'll all fly away together. One last time. Into the forever. And beautiful sky.

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