You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.Love, Heros0
Ajax: 'Fine. Fists.'
Deadpool: 'Oh, sounds like your last Saturday night.'
You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.0
The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you, but what it does to the people you love.Cancer0
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?0
Vanessa: 'Three minutes.'
Wade: 'Deal. What do we do with the remaining 2 minutes, 37 seconds?'
Wade: 'What can I get for $275 and a Yogurtland rewards card?'
Vanessa: 'Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want. And a low-fat dessert.'
Wade: 'Rough childhood?'
Vanessa: 'Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.'
Wade: 'Daddy left before I was conceived.'
Vanessa: 'Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?'
Wade: 'Where else do you put one out?'
Vanessa: 'I was molested.'
Wade: 'Me too. Uncle.'
Vanessa: 'Uncles. They took turns.'
Wade: 'I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happens to be my...'
Vanessa: '...your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box.'
Wade: 'You had a dishwasher. I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn.'
You may be wondering, 'why the red suit?' Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.0