The best Quotes from Deadpool

Deadpool is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by writer Fabian Nicieza and artist/writer Rob Liefeld, the character first appeared in The New Mutants #98.

The best Quotes from Deadpool
Quote from Deadpool, by Deadpool

You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.

Love, Heros, Marvel
4
0
Quote from Deadpool, by Deadpool

Ajax: 'Fine. Fists.'
Deadpool: 'Oh, sounds like your last Saturday night.'

Marvel
1
0
Quote from Deadpool, by Weasel

You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.

Marvel
0
0
Quote from Deadpool, by Wade Wilson

The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you, but what it does to the people you love.

Cancer, Marvel
2
0
Quote from Deadpool, by Wade Wilson

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Marvel
1
0
Quote from Deadpool, by Vanessa Carlysle

Vanessa: 'Three minutes.'
Wade: 'Deal. What do we do with the remaining 2 minutes, 37 seconds?'
Vanessa: 'Cuddle?'

Marvel
0
0
Quote from Deadpool, by Vanessa Carlysle

Wade: 'What can I get for $275 and a Yogurtland rewards card?'
Vanessa: 'Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want. And a low-fat dessert.'

Marvel
0
0
Quote from Deadpool, by Wade Wilson

Wade: 'Rough childhood?'
Vanessa: 'Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.'
Wade: 'Daddy left before I was conceived.'
Vanessa: 'Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?'
Wade: 'Where else do you put one out?'
Vanessa: 'I was molested.'
Wade: 'Me too. Uncle.'
Vanessa: 'Uncles. They took turns.'
Wade: 'I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happens to be my...'
Vanessa: '...your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box.'
Wade: 'You had a dishwasher. I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn.'

Marvel
0
0
Quote from Deadpool, by Deadpool

You may be wondering, 'why the red suit?' Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.

Marvel
0
0
Quote from Deadpool, by Deadpool

Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love. Tight. And never let go. Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.

Love, Marvel
2
0