The best Quotes from Deadpool

Deadpool: "Any tips on getting into the MCU there, Korg?"
Korg: "Have a dream, chase it, lose that dream, and at that point check your emails. Maybe you'll get something from your agent saying Marvel wants to talk."
Deadpool: "Multiverses. Solves every plothole."

Wade Wilson

In a world divided by fear, one man must stand alone against the forces of darkness. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... me, Deadpool!

Wade Wilson

You look like Freddy Krueger face-f*cked a topographical map of Utah.

Weasel

Utah

Zeitgeist: "I spit acidic vomit. Do you want me to demonstrate?"
Deadpool: "No. Listen, we've all eaten at Arby's, okay?"

Wade Wilson

Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be.

Vanessa Carlysle

Is that a fanny pack? I used to have one of those in 1990-never.

Wade Wilson

You're so dark! Are you sure you're not from the DC Universe?

Wade Wilson

I can't protect you. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow, I'm basically Hawkeye.

Wade Wilson

Hawkeye

You're a lot smarter than I look.

Wade Wilson

I want a boy! Or a little girl! Definitely one or the other!

Wade Wilson

You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.

Wade Wilson

Love Heros

Ajax: "Fine. Fists."
Deadpool: "Oh, sounds like your last Saturday night."

Wade Wilson

The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you, but what it does to the people you love.

Wade Wilson

Cancer

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Wade Wilson

Vanessa: "Three minutes."
Wade: "Deal. What do we do with the remaining 2 minutes, 37 seconds?"
Vanessa: "Cuddle?"

Vanessa Carlysle

Wade: "What can I get for $275 and a Yogurtland rewards card?"
Vanessa: "Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the f*ck you want. And a low-fat dessert."

Vanessa Carlysle

Funny Quotes

Wade: "Rough childhood?"
Vanessa: "Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born."
Wade: "Daddy left before I was conceived."
Vanessa: "Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
Wade: "Where else do you put one out?"
Vanessa: "I was molested."
Wade: "Me too. Uncle."
Vanessa: "Uncles. They took turns."
Wade: "I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happens to be my..."
Vanessa: "...your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box."
Wade: "You had a dishwasher. I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown p-rn."

Wade Wilson

You may be wondering, 'why the red suit?' Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.

Wade Wilson

Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love. Tight. And never let go. Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.

Wade Wilson

Love

Quotes about Deadpool

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

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When you have expectations, you are setting yourself up for disappointment.

Ryan Reynolds

Expectations

Crime sprees would be so much funnier if your get-a-way vehicle was Hodor from Game of Thrones.

Ryan Reynolds

Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.

Ryan Reynolds

Fathers Parents

A family having a picnic about two hundred yards downwind, ate like, half my Dad's ashes this morning.

Ryan Reynolds

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.

Ryan Reynolds

Father & Daughter Disneyland Mickey Mouse

My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.

Ryan Reynolds

Father & Daughter

If you watch the news, you see politicians use human vulnerabilities to get in and earn people's trust.

Morena Baccarin

Politicians

They have a joy for life in Brazil unlike any country I've ever seen.

Morena Baccarin

Brazil

The sky above us is something we have very little control of, and the space beyond is something we don't completely understand.

Morena Baccarin

Sky

Brazil has a lot of issues that are similar to a lot of countries in Latin America, but the dominant issue Brazil is dealing with is poverty and political corruption.

Morena Baccarin

Brazil Corruption South America

Can I speak to your manager? This is like talking to furniture.

Hawkeye / Clint Barton in Hawkeye - Season 1 Episode 2

Kate: "I started taking martial arts when I was five."
Clint: "Wow. So, like, a year ago?"

Hawkeye / Clint Barton in Hawkeye - Season 1 Episode 2

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

Helsinki in Money Heist - Season 4 Episode 5

Love

I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.

Deangelo Vickers in The Office - Season 7 Episode 20

Nevada Arizona New Mexico Utah

A true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.

Zeus in Hercules

Heart Heros Size

The thing I didn't understand when we talk about cancer or any terminal illness, really. Look at the language we use, the language of battle. We're gonna fight this thing. We're going to fight with everything we've got. Be brave for the fight. And then people say they lost the battle. It's so backwards. I get it. To talk about the fight, it's active, visceral. Don't look at the hard part. Look at all these shiny, sharp weapons we've developed all for you to try.

Dr. Georgina Stanton in The Midnight Club - Season 1 Episode 1

Cancer

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

Alcohol Funny Quotes

Remember, with great power. comes great responsibility!

Uncle Ben in Spider-Man

Power Responsibility Strength

Loki: "I have an army."
Iron Man: "We have a Hulk!"

Iron Man in The Avengers

Hulk

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