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Paradox: "Mr. Wilson. You have appeared to have soiled yourself while unconscious."
Wade Wilson: "I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?"

Deadpool in Deadpool & Wolverine

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Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever. I'm the Messiah. I am Marvel Jesus!

Deadpool in Deadpool & Wolverine

Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn't new for me, friendo, but it is for Disney.

Deadpool in Deadpool & Wolverine

Deadpool: "Any tips on getting into the MCU there, Korg?"
Korg: "Have a dream, chase it, lose that dream, and at that point check your emails. Maybe you'll get something from your agent saying Marvel wants to talk."
Deadpool: "Multiverses. Solves every plothole."

Wade Wilson in Deadpool

In a world divided by fear, one man must stand alone against the forces of darkness. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... me, Deadpool!

Wade Wilson in Deadpool

You look like Freddy Krueger face-f*cked a topographical map of Utah.

Weasel in Deadpool

Utah

Zeitgeist: "I spit acidic vomit. Do you want me to demonstrate?"
Deadpool: "No. Listen, we've all eaten at Arby's, okay?"

Wade Wilson in Deadpool

Kids give us a chance to be better than we used to be.

Vanessa Carlysle in Deadpool

Is that a fanny pack? I used to have one of those in 1990-never.

Wade Wilson in Deadpool

You're so dark! Are you sure you're not from the DC Universe?

Wade Wilson in Deadpool

I can't protect you. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow, I'm basically Hawkeye.

Wade Wilson in Deadpool

Hawkeye

You're a lot smarter than I look.

Wade Wilson in Deadpool

If you accept the pain, it cannot hurt you.

Hugh Jackman

Pain

In life you don't regret the things you do, you regret the things you don't do.

Hugh Jackman

Remorse

Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.

Hugh Jackman

Men & Women

Anyone who thinks they're indispensible is fooling themselves.

Hugh Jackman

Self-Deception

When I come home, my daughter will run to the door and give me a big hug, and everything that's happened that day just melts away.

Hugh Jackman

Father & Daughter

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.

Hugh Jackman

Coffee

If you watch the news, you see politicians use human vulnerabilities to get in and earn people's trust.

Morena Baccarin

Politicians

They have a joy for life in Brazil unlike any country I've ever seen.

Morena Baccarin

Brazil

The sky above us is something we have very little control of, and the space beyond is something we don't completely understand.

Morena Baccarin

Sky

Brazil has a lot of issues that are similar to a lot of countries in Latin America, but the dominant issue Brazil is dealing with is poverty and political corruption.

Morena Baccarin

Brazil Corruption South America

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

When you have expectations, you are setting yourself up for disappointment.

Ryan Reynolds

Expectations

Crime sprees would be so much funnier if your get-a-way vehicle was Hodor from Game of Thrones.

Ryan Reynolds

Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.

Ryan Reynolds

Fathers Parents

A family having a picnic about two hundred yards downwind, ate like, half my Dad's ashes this morning.

Ryan Reynolds

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.

Ryan Reynolds

Father & Daughter Disneyland Mickey Mouse

Cyclops: "We get this done by working together as a team."
Wolverine: "Geez, Bub. Keep buzzing in my ear."

Wolverine / Logan in X-Men '97 - Season 1

Remember, with great power. comes great responsibility!

Uncle Ben in Spider-Man

Power Responsibility Strength

Loki: "I have an army."
Iron Man: "We have a Hulk!"

Iron Man in The Avengers

Hulk

We'll all fly away together. One last time. Into the forever. And beautiful sky.

Rocket Raccoon in Guardians of the Galaxy - Volume 3

Black Widow: "I don't know, the truth is a matter of circumstances. It's not all things to all people all the time, and neither am I."
Captain America: "That's a tough way to live."
Black Widow: "It's a good way not to die though."

Black Widow in Captain America - The Winter Soldier

Truth

You know what scares me the most? When it happens, when it comes over me and I totally lose control... I like it.

Bruce Banner in Hulk

Captain America: "Big man in a suit-armor. Take that away, what are you?"
Iron Man: "A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist..."

Iron Man in The Avengers

Dr. Strange: "That doesn’t make any sense."
The Ancient One: "Not everything does. Not everything has to. "

Ancient One in Doctor Strange

Meaning

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