The best Quotes from DC League of Super-Pets

Batman: "I'm not really great with animals."
Ace: "Yeah, I'm not really great with people. Probably because of my traumatic puppyhood."

Krypto: "How much did you have to drink?"
Ace: "I had two toilet bowls and a bidet. A bidet, too, which is crazy. I didn't even know that was a thing, but it's like a dog water fountain."

Krypro: "What is new with you, fellow normal dog?"
Dog: "I bit the FedEx guy the other day."
Krypto: "Who was he working for? General Zod? The Legion of Doom?"
Dog: "FedEx."
Krypto: "Of course! The federation of exes... not to be trusted."

Batman works alone. Except for Robin... and Alfred... Commissioner Gordon... my IT crew... whoever Morgan Freeman played...

I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia, you are not scared, you are an a-shole!

Challenge yourself; it's the only path which leads to growth.

Never let pride be your guiding principle! Let your accomplishments speak for you.

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time.

If you want to see a miracle, be the miracle!

We humans are more concerned with "having" than with "being".

Forgiveness liberates the soul, it removes fear.

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded...

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"

The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

I don't think there is any kid or adult who doesn't like puppies.

So never kick a dog because he's just a pup
We'll fight like twenty armies and we won't give up
So you'd better run for cover when the pup grows up!

You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you're stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.

See, if the bullets don't work, right, why the punching? I just never understood that.

Jimmy Olsen: "There's Mr. Kent. Bet he wishes he'd been around when it all happened."
Lois Lane: "Clark, he's never around when Superman appears."

How can you speak six languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?

How do we prevent making mistakes where we actually only want to help?

Sometimes we have to do what’s right, even if your heart aches against it.

Atlanna: "Where I come from, the sea carries our tears away."
Thomas Curry: "Not here. You feel them."

I love the rain. It's like angels are smooching all over us.

Cassandra Cain: "Oh, you're that psycho chick."
Harley Quinn: "You never call a woman chick. I'll accept 'broad', 'lady', 'woman', and on occasion 'b*tch'."

Do you know the oldest lie in America, Senator? It's that power can be innocent.

The truth is meaningless. The people of Earth believe I am their savior. They needed a human hero, and I fulfill that need. Nothing will ever change their minds. Facts are irrelevant. All that matters is spin. People are so stupid, they don't even read. And even when they do, they certainly don't think.

My name's Zatanna Zatara. I'm a spellaholic.

Well, even a real sorceress can sometimes learn from a magician!

Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think.

Welcome to the future. Life is good, but it can be better. And why shouldn’t it be? All you need is to want it. Think about finally having everything you always wanted.

When I was a child, my planet Krypton was dying. I was sent to earth to protect my cousin. But my pod got knocked off-course and by the time I got here, my cousin had already grown up and become... Superman.

How is it hard to be nice to Superman? He's Superman!

In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.

Things are tough all over, cupcake. An' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike... except in California.

Darkness, the truest darkness, is not the absence of light. It is the conviction that the light will never return.

Bruce Wayne: "I'll tell you on the plane."
Barry Allen: "Plane? What are your superpowers again?"
Bruce Wayne: "I'm rich."

You can be a better hero. You can be a better hero than I ever was.

It's good you're changing. Just don't change too much.

I'm a woman, I'm used to do things I don't want to do.

Sometimes, when I feel the darkness come out... it feels good.

When I'm the tiger, it's not completely me. It's like I'm inside something controlling it, but it has control, too.

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.