The best Quotes from DC Comic Books

Who knew wearing your costume under your clothes was so uncomfortable? Secret identities are such a pain.

My name's Jimmy Olsen, in case you didn't guess. James Bartholomew Olsen, it says on my birth certificate. Should look real nice on a tombstone, don't you think?

I'm Jimmy Olsen - photojournalist for the Metropolis Daily Planet - and this is where I shine.

I just watch two guys stealing TVs run into one another. Sadly, both televisions were lost... On the bright side, they'll each have a friend in jail.

I'm almost 50 percent sure nothing could go wrong.

Her hobby is hunting down the best fighters in the world and beating them to death with her bare hands.

A special ability to predict my opponent's moves. That doesn't begin to describe it. Time... ran together. The future... blending... into the moment. A blink of an eye... the knife thrust that follows... both one. It was like... like I could predict my opponent's moves. Okay, that does describe it. But it doesn't do it justice.

I have to find another path. Divine my own future. One uniquely mine. Not a page from someone else's book. Not a fate that begins and ends on page one.

I'm a dutiful college student... a devoted daughter... and a magnet for trouble. Among other things. My name is Stephanie Brown, and I'm Batgirl.

I'm not Barbara Gordon. I have to keep remembering that. Tonight, I'm not Barbara. Tonight, I'm not the Police Commissioner's daughter.
Tonight, I'm the one who pored over the details of the confidential police and reports when her dad wasn't looking.
I'm the one who recognized the vintage costumes you wear.
Tonight? Tonight, I'm Batgirl.

Dad thinks I'm too short. My Sensei thinks I'm too "girly". But just like the principles of jujitsu - I use their expectations against them. That will be their weakness. Not mine. Let them all underestimate me. Let them think they have the upper hand over the little girl. Let them relax while the adrenaline leaks out of their systems. Let them believe they're closing their grips on a shrinking violet. And when their guard is down and their pride is rising... let me kick their butts up around their ears.

My name's Zatanna Zatara. I'm a spellaholic.

Well, even a real sorceress can sometimes learn from a magician!

I'm not saying you can't be anything you want to be. But the whole "superhero" thing is much more than just wearing a cape and getting famous.

Life is a mystery, after all - frustratingly, wonderfully unfathomable.

But you do realize that you're utterly out of your collective minds, don't you?

You know, the devil would be jealous of your silver tongue. I know. I've met him.

We're all agents of destiny. The "accidental" encounter was ordained by fate a million years before any of us were born! We're all actors in a cosmic drama, and only the cosmic playwright knows how the last act will end!

This is my territory. Spells, Hocus Pocus, demons. It's meat and drink to me.

There's a madman on the loose, Superman. A cannon-slinging lunatic who calls himself... Bloodsport!

Never mess with a magical chick!

A girl's gonna kick your butt!

See, if the bullets don't work, right, why the punching? I just never understood that.

Jimmy Olsen: "There's Mr. Kent. Bet he wishes he'd been around when it all happened."
Lois Lane: "Clark, he's never around when Superman appears."

Frustration and boredom are great motivators to seek out other pleasures. Human behavior is quite predictable.

You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!

How can you speak six languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?

Sometimes we have to do what’s right, even if your heart aches against it.

I love the rain. It's like angels are smooching all over us.

Do you know the oldest lie in America, Senator? It's that power can be innocent.