Quotes from DC Comic Books

I just watch two guys stealing TVs run into one another. Sadly, both televisions were lost... On the bright side, they'll each have a friend in jail.

I'm almost 50 percent sure nothing could go wrong.

Her hobby is hunting down the best fighters in the world and beating them to death with her bare hands.

A special ability to predict my opponent's moves. That doesn't begin to describe it. Time... ran together. The future... blending... into the moment. A blink of an eye... the knife thrust that follows... both one. It was like... like I could predict my opponent's moves. Okay, that does describe it. But it doesn't do it justice.

I have to find another path. Divine my own future. One uniquely mine. Not a page from someone else's book. Not a fate that begins and ends on page one.

I'm a dutiful college student... a devoted daughter... and a magnet for trouble. Among other things. My name is Stephanie Brown, and I'm Batgirl.

I'm not Barbara Gordon. I have to keep remembering that. Tonight, I'm not Barbara. Tonight, I'm not the Police Commissioner's daughter.
Tonight, I'm the one who pored over the details of the confidential police and reports when her dad wasn't looking.
I'm the one who recognized the vintage costumes you wear.
Tonight? Tonight, I'm Batgirl.

Dad thinks I'm too short. My Sensei thinks I'm too "girly". But just like the principles of jujitsu - I use their expectations against them. That will be their weakness. Not mine. Let them all underestimate me. Let them think they have the upper hand over the little girl. Let them relax while the adrenaline leaks out of their systems. Let them believe they're closing their grips on a shrinking violet. And when their guard is down and their pride is rising... let me kick their butts up around their ears.

My name's Zatanna Zatara. I'm a spellaholic.

Well, even a real sorceress can sometimes learn from a magician!

I'm not saying you can't be anything you want to be. But the whole "superhero" thing is much more than just wearing a cape and getting famous.

Life is a mystery, after all - frustratingly, wonderfully unfathomable.

But you do realize that you're utterly out of your collective minds, don't you?

You know, the devil would be jealous of your silver tongue. I know. I've met him.

We're all agents of destiny. The "accidental" encounter was ordained by fate a million years before any of us were born! We're all actors in a cosmic drama, and only the cosmic playwright knows how the last act will end!

This is my territory. Spells, Hocus Pocus, demons. It's meat and drink to me.