President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
David LettermanI cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
David LettermanNext in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
War, Gun-ControlDavid LettermanThe White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
David LettermanUSA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
David LettermanFall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
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