The best Quotes by David Hasselhoff

I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Check-Point Charlie.

Quotes about David Hasselhoff

Fiona: "Wasn't he drunk when he proposed?"
Veronica: "Yeah, it was like David Hasselhoff video, eating a cheeseburger. YouTube it, it's a car wreck."

Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Season 1 Episode 5

When Huey Lewis was the news
When we went flying with Tom Cruise
When shoulder pads and looking tough
Was the dirty David Hasselhoff
Too many men with heavy makeup on
Too many poodles with guitars
Thanks for all the joy you've given us
You will always be our superstars

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Lúcio: "Reinhardt, we need to find you some new tunes."
Reinhardt: "What's wrong with the classics? I love Hasselhoff! Have you heard Night Rocker?"

Reinhardt in Overwatch

"Baywatch" sucks so bad. I didn't watch it the first time around; I'm sure not going to buy a DVD. But really, you just kind of find out the categories of what's most foolish about these people. With Hasselhoff, it's obviously the huge man-t*ts with chest hair, probably a lot about his crappy acting, obviously the hamburger video - that's huge.

Lisa Lampanelli

Baywatch

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Summer: "Did you just look at my boobs? You should look at my face."
Matt: "I'm trying but it's so close to your boobs."

Matt Brody in Baywatch

Boobs

Mitch: "We've got a dead body on our beach."
Matt: "That's not our job."
Mitch: "My gut says there's some bad shit going on over there and my balls say we need to check it out."
Matt: "My balls say, 'let's just take it easy right here'."
Mitch: "What? Your balls sound like three-year-old girls."
Matt: "I don't know, man. That's just how they talk. But they're wise."

Matt Brody in Baywatch

You're in politics. You know that no one can claw their way to the top without getting a little dirt under their fingernails.

Victoria Leeds in Baywatch

Politics

Summer Quinn: "Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?"
Ronnie Greenbaum: "You see it too?"
Summer Quinn: "And she always looks wet, but not too wet."
Ronnie Greenbaum: "Right? She's the reason I believe in God."

Baywatch

There's no I in team, but there is a me.

Matt Brody in Baywatch

Matt Brody: "Hey, I'm Matt Brody!"
Summer Quinn: "And not a single f*ck was given..."

Baywatch

CJ: "You look amazing, by the way."
Victoria Leeds: "Well, someone has to."

Baywatch

I'll die when the tide stops and the moon drowns. Until then... I'm oceanic, motherf*cker.

Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch

Guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.

Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch

I need your help. Because as much as I know about laptops, I don't know shit about computers.

Matt Brody in Baywatch

I was born of the sea. I eat fire coral and I piss salt water. I scratch my back with a whale's d-ck, and I loofah my chest with his b-llsack.

Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch

CJ: "What is it that you think we do here?"
Matt: "Prevent people from getting sun burnt and occasionally stop them from drowning."

Matt Brody in Baywatch

Mitch: "Hey, One Direction. Are you here for the qualifier?"
Matt: "I'm Matt Brody, I don't have to try out. I've got two gold medals."

Matt Brody in Baywatch

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?
Old Bay.

Maryland

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Maryland - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Maryland

Teenagers. They're hormon-soaked brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.

Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 6

Teenagers

Clare: "Thank you. God loves you."
Veronica: "Yeah, if that were true, he'd have made me white and rich."

Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 2

I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.

Mickey Milkovich in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 12

Love declerations

You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 8

Alcohol Breakup

I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is f*ck you!

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 8

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

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Little princess in a terrible mess
A kingdom alone but no love to confess
Dreams of a prince on a tall white horse
Runs like a spirit by the castle walls

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Back to the 80's, back to Soap
Back to Rocky and Cherry Coke, yeah
Those were the days
And we go back to the 80's
Say "Hey there, Mister T"
To Twisted Sisters on MTV
Those were the days
Ah, come back
To Iron Maiden and 7Up
Bananarama and Breakfast Club

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When all you have is a hammer, everyone else is a nail.

Reinhardt in Overwatch

Kiriko: "You look familiar. Are you the loud one?"
Reinhardt: "No, I am Reinhardt Wilhelm! The one with the hammer and shield!"
Kiriko: "But not the loud one. Sure."

Reinhardt in Overwatch

Torbjörn: "I sometimes wonder if all that armor slows your brain down."
Reinhardt: "Ja. And I sometimes wonder if your height is why you're always in such a bad mood."

Reinhardt in Overwatch

Torbjörn

In the end, censoring a comedian's jokes is on par with censoring "Huckleberry Finn." Now, I'm not comparing myself to Mark Twain - he had much wavier hair and a slightly thicker mustache. But when you deny an artist the chance to explore his art, you're forcing your beliefs on him.

Lisa Lampanelli

Mark Twain Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Comedians

When I say I'm going gangster, I'm working really hard at something.

Lisa Lampanelli

People with HIV and AIDS are nothing to be afraid of. They are people just like every single one of us, and each has a story to tell. These people should be helped, embraced, and not dismissed. We need to open our hearts and our minds to them, and we just may learn we're pretty much all the same.

Lisa Lampanelli

Aids & HIV

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

Pete "Maverick" Mitchell in Top Gun

Gentlemen, you are the elite. The best of the best. We'll make you better!

Mike "Viper" Metcalf in Top Gun

I’ve never done work for money ever. If your choices are based on grosses and the film doesn’t do well, what does that mean? It leaves you with nothing.

Tom Cruise

Greed

When you become successful in any type of life, there are people who are not contributing to the motion.

Tom Cruise

Success

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

(Plattenfirma) - 1962, to The Beatles

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For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

Louis de Funès

Laughing & Smile

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

Emma Watson

Fear

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Orson Welles

Men & Women

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

Anthony Hopkins

Self-Confidence Gossip & Rumors

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

Emilia Clarke

Books Reading

We think too much and feel too little.

Charlie Chaplin

Thinking Feelings & Emotions

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie.

Olive Penderghast in Easy A

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