The best Quotes by David Bishop

There's always gonna be weather. Some people forget the one thing they can control, the choices they make in the face of it.

Kate: "What would you do in a hurricane?"
David: "I would do what I always do. Protect you."

Can I speak to your manager? This is like talking to furniture.

Kate: "I started taking martial arts when I was five."
Clint: "Wow. So, like, a year ago?"

You got two choices. I could take this pretend-sword and you pretend to die and I take that suit, or I'm gonna real punch you and you're gonna real fall down and I'm gonna take that suit.

Wow, didn't realize we were supposed to bring guns.

Clint: ""I gotta find a place to stash you. Safe."
Kate: "Stash me? I'm not a bag of money."
Clint: "No, you're not. A bag of money'd be useful to me."

Jack: "What an unexpected surprise!"
Kate: "All surprises are unexpected."

Eleanor: "Whatever you need, I'm here for you."
Kate: "I need a bow and arrow."

David: "You shouldn't eavesdrop."
Kate: "Then how would I know what you're saying when I'm not there?"

Probably should have brought more guys. Oh, good. You did.

The past has caught up with me.

It's gonna be the best Barton Christmas ever!

You're gonna miss each and every shot you can't be bothered to take. That's not living life - that's just being a tourist. Take every shot, Kate. If it's worth caring about, no matter how impossible you think it is - you take the shot.

You cowboy around with the Avengers some. Guys got, what, armor. Magic. Super-powers. Super-strength. Shrink-dust. Grow-rays. Magic. Healing factors. I'm an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the Paleolithic era.

Y'wanna know the best part about being an Avenger? Having Captain America around you all the time. He just - the guy just brings out the absolute best in people. You want to be good when he's around. You really do.

The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.

If I put an arrow through Loki's eye socket I'd sleep better, I suppose.

I see better from a distance.

Kate Bishop: "Don't bother to thank me or anything."
Patriot: "For what? I don't need a rescue! Especially not from a-"
Kate Bishop: "You will if you finish that sentence."

Cassie Lang: "They can't arrest us, because we haven't broken any laws."
Kate Bishop: "Yet."

Patriot? You're going to be hearing this a lot, but let me be the first to say it... why can't you be more like Captain America?

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.