The best Quotes by Dave England

The best Quotes by Dave England

David Joseph England (born December 30, 1969) is an American stunt performer and former professional snowboarder. He is best known as one of the stars of the reality stunt show Jackass.

Johnny Knoxville: "Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom?"
Dave England: "No man. I shit my pants at the fair."
Jackass - The Movie

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California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.
Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - October 2022
New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.
Lalo Salamanca in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 5
We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.
All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.
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Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last time I couldn't walk around in shorts all day.
The apparent ease of California life is an illusion, and those who believe the illusion real live here in only the most temporary way.
Things are tough all over, cupcake. An' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike... except in California.
Silk Spectre in Watchmen -
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I read the Life magazine articles about free love and free dope in California. At age 20 I drove to Los Angeles.
That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.
Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory - Season 11 Episode 11
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You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.
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It's the edge of the world
And all of Western civilization
The sun may rise in the east
At least it's settled in a final location
It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication
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I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to California - and that's pretty much the same thing.
Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool. And Knoxville's 49, so we're good.
Jackass - Forever
Hi sweetie, I'm gonna inseminate you artificially... maybe for real if you play your cards right.
I think I'm a little concussed.
Johnny Knoxville in Jackass - The Movie
You don't matter... in fact, in about 20 seconds you're not even gonna be matter.
There's no such thing as a "pretty good" gator wrestler!
They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.
Bam Margera: "Oh, dude! My f*cking tailbone is seriously broken! I'm not even kidding!"
Ryan Dunn: "He broke his tailbone! That's alright, we don't have tails anymore, what's the point of having one?"
So, we've driven an hour north from Miami to Boca Raton, believe it or not, to film Steve-O jump into nine days worth of elephant poo.
Did you see the way I stopped the beanbag with my stomach? That's instinct. You can't teach that!
Now I know what it feels like to be my liver!
Johnny Knoxville in Jackass - getting doused with wine
Scott Potasnik: "You guys are gonna hate me an hour from now."
Johnny Knoxville: "We hate you already."
Oh dude, you look like an egg with legs!
Bam Margera in Jackass - about his dad with a Elvis suit on
Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, "f-" by the end of this movie.
Bam Margera: "Now these rocket skates are going to be a little different than the last."
Johnny Knoxville: "You using different bottle rockets?"
Bam Margera: "Nope. Just more of 'em."
Bam Margera in Jackass - The Movie
Whose d do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
I'm sick of the whole pooping thing... I'm gonna go get my butt cheeks pierced together.
It's like when your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed." You know that hurt so much more.
I am so glad I turned this idea down!
Steve-O in Jackass - The Movie
Hi, it's cold in Japan, so we're going to warm ourselves up with some fireworks.
Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl.
Ryan Dunn in Jackass - The Movie
Steve-O: "We wanted to see if you would run."
Ryan Dunn: "I'm not running anywhere with a toy car shoved up my butt."
Ryan Dunn in Jackass - The Movie
That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.
Hi, I'm Bunny the Lifeguard, any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle them down, and probably have my way with them.
Chris Pontius in Jackass - The Movie
I'm Raab Himself and I'm a complete f*cking idiot!
I'm seriously going to die right now.
I conside skateboarding an art form, a lifestyle and a sport.

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