Quotes by Dave Chappelle

Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.

The language you are about to hear… is disturbing.

Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something.

I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.

The only way you can know where the line is is if you cross it.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone… you answer it!

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

I’m off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem.

I love Ohio.