Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.
Dave ChappelleThe language you are about to hear… is disturbing.
Dave ChappelleMoney is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something.
MoneyDave ChappelleThe only way you can know where the line is is if you cross it.
Dave ChappelleNo matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone… you answer it!
Dave ChappelleDave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
Dave ChappelleThe hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
Dave ChappelleI'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.
PopularityDave ChappelleYou know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
Dave ChappelleI’m off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem.
Dave ChappelleI love Ohio.
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