Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.
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The language you are about to hear… is disturbing.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone… you answer it!
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Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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I’m off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem.
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