The best Quotes by Dave Berry

The best Quotes by Dave Berry

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

1

You might like these Quotes aswell

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10

3

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

3

Alcohol Beer Brain

On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.

Napoléon Bonaparte

2

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

1

In heaven there's no beer, so let's just drink it here.

1

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron

1

A quart of ale is a dish for a king.

William Shakespeare

1

Where's the "any key"? Hm... I think I order a "tab".

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

1

Arthur: "109? The hell's in that beer, huh?"
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."

Julestorm - A Storm for Christmas - Season 1 Episode 1

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa

Beer Nuclear Weapons

You know what is better than drinking a beer? Brewing your own beer. And then drinking it. And then... Drinking another beer. And then, punching somebody in the snout! That's what!

Chen Stormstout in World of Warcraft - Mists of Pandaria

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.

Craig Ferguson

Beer Tequila Cocaine

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer!

I hate wine. I like beer!

"Oh, about beer I never lie," Crandall said. "A man who lies about beer makes enemies."

Stephen King in Pet Sematary

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.

Harlan Coben in The Woods

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many beers should I be drinking today again?

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Dan Castellaneta

Fing champagne - where's the beer?

Ander Muñoz in Élite - Season 1 Episode 1

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Kinky Friedman

Beauty Alcohol Beer

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Billy Carter

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.

Billy Carter

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Jack Nicholson

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

Sid Vicious

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!

I have respect for beer.

Russell Crowe

The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling "beer".

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - World Cup Excitement

Beer Soccer World Championship 2014 FIFA Association

He is a wise man who invented beer.

Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.

J. R. Moehringer

Beer is the answer - no matter what the question is.

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

The Epstein Files

There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

James Comey

I believe that Americans should be deeply skeptical of government power. You cannot trust people in power. The founders knew that. That's why they divided power among three branches, to set interest against interest.

James Comey

I will do everything if confirmed as FBI director to make sure the American public knows the full weight of what happened.

Kash Patel - Januar 2025

The Epstein Files

Technology has forever changed the world we live in. We're online, in one way or another, all day long. Our phones and computers have become reflections of our personalities, our interests, and our identities. They hold much that is important to us.

James Comey

There are well over 250 victims, so we have to make sure that their identity is protected. Other than that, I think tomorrow you're gonna see some Epstein information being released by my office. What you're gonna see is a lot of flight-logs, a lot of names, a lot of information.

Pam Bondi - February 2025

The Epstein Files

The people of the FBI are sworn to protect both security and liberty. It isn't a question of conflict. We must care deeply about protecting liberty through due process of law, while also safeguarding the citizens we serve - in every investigation.

James Comey

It's sitting on my desk right now to review. The Trump administration is committed to truth and transparency.

Pam Bondi - February 2025

The Epstein Files

It's a very delicate subject but we should put everything out there and let the people decide it.

Mike Johnson - July 2025

The Epstein Files

All I'm going to say is I put my hand on a Bible, and I raised my right hand and swore to uphold the Constitution of the state of Florida.

Historically, there has been a clear and essential connection between marriage and responsible procreation and child rearing.

Will I support our president, whoever that might be? Absolutely. Did I vote for Donald Trump? Absolutely.

Anyone who attacks our LGBT community, anyone who attacks anyone in our state, will be gone after with the full extent of the law.

All I want to do is be the best attorney general that I can be.

For too long, government bureaucracies have hindered the growth of businesses not only in Louisiana, but all across the United States.

Mike Johnson

Related pages to Dave Berry

Beer

The best Quotes and Sayings