Quotes by Dave Barry

David McAlister Barry is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comic novels.

The best Quotes and Sayings

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Children & Childhood, Birthday, Craziness & WeirdnessDave Barry
 
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance!

DancingDave Barry
 
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

SkiingDave Barry
 
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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

IrelandDave Barry
 
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