Quotes by Dave Barry

I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of 47-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance!

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.