Quotes by Dave Barry

David McAlister Barry is an American author and columnist who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comic novels.

The best Quotes and Sayings

I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of 47-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.

SnowboardingDave Barry

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Birthday, Craziness & Weirdness, Kindische SprücheDave Barry

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance!

DancingDave Barry

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

Skiing, SnowboardingDave Barry

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

IrelandDave Barry