Quotes by Dave Attell

David Attell is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. He is best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell, which earned him a cult following.

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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

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I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.

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Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.

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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.

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