The best Quotes by Darren Rivers

Quinni: "You can look at them for me... my flaps."
Darren: "Deeply, no."
Quinni: "Okay, but what if they are huge?"
Darren: "Who cares? More room to put things in it."

Who knows what that incel was thinking? Straight men are a mystery to me.

Unsupervised parties equals alcohol. Alcohol equals poor choices.

Dusty spoke to me. So we're pretty much dating.

Just remember, high school, it mostly sucks. But it's one time in your life. You're gonna be okay.

"Wristy"? "Doughy"? Think I can work out "Tongue punch in the fart box."

You know, it really sh-ts me when people can't own up to their own actions.

I met Harper when I was five. We've been best friends ever since. Nobody could come between us. We've always been each other's ride or dies. We were super into romance because we didn't have any in our own lives.

We don't hate you. You just need to strut out there and own your shit.

"My best friend dumped me!"
"I'm a reject!"
"I have a lazy kebab v-gina!"

I am a woke woman. I enjoy sex as much as the next person. But reputation is everything. And this map has jeopardized your reputations and the reputation of our school.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"