Quotes by Darkwing Duck

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!

The worst part of public transportation is the public.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the moth that seeks your porch light!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the bubble gum that, uh, clings to your shoe!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice!

Darkwing Duck: "How stupid could I be?"
Gosalyn Mallard: "Does he really want us to answer that?"
Darkwing Duck: "Thank you for your support."

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the itch you cannot reach!

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the moth that seeks your porch light!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the headache in the criminal mind!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the widget missing from the easy-to-assemble swing set!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am... obviously out of my trademark blue smoke!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the hairball that clogs your drains!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the jailer that throws away the key!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul!

I am the thing that goes bump in the night! I'm the neurosis that requires a $500 an hour shrink!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the batteries that are not included!

Daring duck of mystery
Champion of right
Swoops out of the shadows
Darkwing owns the night
Somewhere some villain schemes
But his number's up

Darkwing Duck
When there's trouble you call DW
Darkwing Duck
Let's get dangerous
Darkwing Duck

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the low ratings that cancel your program!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the onion that stings in your eye!