The best Quotes by Daphne / Roxy

Bad things happen to good people. Good things happen to bad people. Sometimes it's just no one's fault.

After Life

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Happiness is amazing. It's so amazing it doesn't matter if it's yours or not.

Anne in After Life

Happiness

Why would people rather be famous for being sh-t than not famous at all? When did that start?

Tony Johnson in After Life

Influencers

Women are better than men. And they never stop trying to bring us up to their standard.

Tony Johnson in After Life

One day you'll eat your last meal, smell your last flower, hug your friend for the very last time. You might not know it's the last time, so that's why you should do everything you love with passion, you know? Treasure the few years you've got because that's all there is.

Tony Johnson in After Life

I thought not caring was a superpower. I was wrong. Caring about stuff, that's what really matters. Kindness. Making other people feel good.

Tony Johnson in After Life

We're all screwed up in one way or another. It sort of makes you normal.

Tony Johnson in After Life

You've got such a good heart, you were born like it. You can't contrive it, you're just decent. I knew it, first time I met you. Hit me like a bolt of lightning. And I've loved you ever since, you fat twat.

Lisa Johnson in After Life

Love declerations

Once you realize you're not gonna be around forever, I think that's what makes life so magical.

Tony Johnson in After Life

At first I thought, "I'll give him the benefit of the doubt" because I just assumed that you were always having a bad day but maybe it's just because you're a c*nt.

After Life

Don't worry about your past. Worry about your future.

Tony Johnson in After Life

A society grows great when old men plant trees the shade of which they know they will never sit in. Good people do things for other people, that's it, the end.

Anne in After Life

Selflessness Trees

Here's what's what: humanity is a plague. We're a disgusting, narcissistic, selfish parasite, and the world would be a better place without us. It should be everyone's moral duty to kill themselves. I could do it now. Quite happily just go upstairs, jump off the roof, and make sure I landed on some c*nt from accounts.

Tony Johnson in After Life

Life is precious because you can't watch it again. I mean, you can believe in an afterlife if that makes you feel better. Doesn't mean it's true.

Tony Johnson in After Life

I'd rather live missing him than for him to live missing me. That's how much I love him.

Anne in After Life

I'd rather be nowhere with her than somewhere without her.

Tony Johnson in After Life

I'm not a pedo. And if I was, you'd be safe, you tubby little ginger c*nt.

Tony Johnson in After Life

Ginger / Redhairs

Nothing's as good if you don't share it.

After Life

There are angels by the way. They don't have wings and live in clouds. They wear nurse's uniforms and work hard to pay the rent on their houses. Some work for charities because they can't look the other way. Some have four legs and bark. But whatever they look like, they all save lives.

Anne in After Life

Angels Nurses

Why should you be embarrassed about being honest and saying something nice? He should be flattered.

Tony Johnson in After Life

Most things are a good excuse for a drink.

Tony Johnson in After Life

Alcohol

You can't feel sorry for yourself. You've got to keep going.

After Life

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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New York Jets

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Brain

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Tom Cruise

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

Viktor, the Machine Herald in Arcane - Season 2 Episode 6

Knowledge

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

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Loss

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