Quote by Danny DeVito

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

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Lawyers are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

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Lawyer Nuclear Weapons

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

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It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.

Danny DeVito

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

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I don't look ahead. I'm right here with you. It's a good way to be.

Danny DeVito

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

Theodor Seuss Geisel in The Lorax

I am the Lorax, and I'll yell and I'll shout for the fine things on earth that are on their way out!

Theodor Seuss Geisel in The Lorax

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Theodor Seuss Geisel in The Lorax

Change the way things are. I know it may seem small and insignificant, but it's not about what it is, it's about what it can become.

Once-ler in The Lorax

Appearance

When a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl.

Once-ler in The Lorax

Men

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!

Alfred in Batman - Begins

Giving Up Beginning

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

Craziness & Weirdness Gravity

Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded...

Batman in Batman - The Dark Knight

Truth

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"

Joker in Batman - The Dark Knight

The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

Harvey Dent in Batman - The Dark Knight

Hope Beginning

Franklin Finbar: "You are a terrible driver!"
Smolder Bravestone: "What are you talking about? I just passed my driver’s test last month... again."

Dr. Smolder Bravestone in Jumanji - The Next Level

This next adventure is even more challenging. This time, not all of you will leave the game alive. And remember, the future of Jumanji is in your hands.

Nigel in Jumanji - The Next Level

Are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem you face it like a man.

Alan Parrish in Jumanji

Sarah: "Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me."
Alan: "It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg."
Sarah: "My mistake."

Sarah Whittle in Jumanji

Judy Shepherd: "A law of the jungle has been broken - it will set back more than your token."
Sarah Whittle: "You tried to cheat?"
Peter Shepherd: "I tried to drop the dice so they would land on twelve."

Peter Shepherd in Jumanji

Jumanji. A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind. You roll the dice to move your token. Doubles gets another turn. And the first player to reach the end wins.

Alan Parrish in Jumanji

They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops. And that's true. What they don't tell you, is that once time starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.

Edward Bloom in Big Fish

Love Falling in love

Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.

Edward Bloom in Big Fish

Weddings Rings

Kept in a small bowl, they will remain small. With more space, the fish can double, triple or quadruple its size.

Edward Bloom in Big Fish

In telling the story of my father's life, it's impossible to separate the fact from the fiction, the man from the myth. The best I can do is to tell it the way he told me. It doesn't always make sense, and most of it never happened. But that's what kind of story this is.

Will Bloom in Big Fish

You see, most men, they'll tell a story straight through— it won't be complicated, but it won't be interesting either.

Edward Bloom in Big Fish

Stories

It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in social niceties.

Edward Bloom in Big Fish

Good & Evil

Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it's unbelievable.

Roald Dahl in Matilda

It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.

Roald Dahl in Matilda

Children & Childhood Parents

The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. She went to Africa with Ernest Hemingway and to India with Rudyard Kipling. She travelled all over the world while sitting in her little room in an English village.

Roald Dahl in Matilda

Ernest Hemingway Joseph Rudyard Kipling Joseph Conrad Books Imagination Reading

So Matilda’s strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.

Roald Dahl in Matilda

Books Comforting Reading

All the reading she had done had given her a view of life they had never seen.

Roald Dahl in Matilda

Reading

I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Roald Dahl in Matilda

This is why you never go to New Jersey!

Donatello-TMNT in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

New Jersey

The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent.

Conan O'Brien

New Jersey

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, we gotta go to Jersey.

Hulk in What If…? - Season 1 Episode 4

New Jersey

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

Louis de Funès

Laughing & Smile

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

Emma Watson

Fear

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Orson Welles

Men & Women

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

Anthony Hopkins

Self-Confidence Gossip & Rumors

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

Emilia Clarke

Books Reading

We think too much and feel too little.

Charlie Chaplin

Thinking Feelings & Emotions

If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?

Jackie Chan

Life Desire

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