The best Quotes by Daffy Duck

Stan: "I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow."
Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"

If you're happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn't.

I am a duck bent on self-preservation.

Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire!

Consequences, Schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich...

Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!

Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities.

I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible.

Bugs: "Now it's my turn to do an act."
Daffy: "Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage!"

Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.

Daffy: "You think she's got enough toys?"
Bugs: "Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?"
Daffy: "Yeah."
Bugs: "You ever see any money from all that stuff?"
Daffy: "Hah, not a cent!"
Bugs: "Hmm... me neither."
Daffy: "It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!"

Michael: "Don't forget my North Carolina shorts!"
Daffy: "Your shorts? From college?"
Michael: "I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game."
Looney Tunes: "Eeeew."
Michael: "I washed them after every game."
Daffy: "Hahaha... sure!"

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!

Of course I talk to myself. Because sometimes, I need expert advice.

So you call yourself a mounty. He he he, you can't catch me. Why, you couldn't even catch a cold.

Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?

Okay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.

Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?

I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.

Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?

For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?

Oh you're mistaken Mac, you see I'm not 777174, I'm only three and a half.

Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."

Bill Murray: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"

Standing at three-foot-three, four-foot if you count the ears, is... Bugs Bunny!

Psychiatrist: "Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself unable to perform?"
Ewing: "No!"
Psychiatrist: "I'm just asking."

Daffy: "Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"

You ever heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man.

Don't ever call me doll!

Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!

Thanks guys, you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it!

You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... we need your help!!

I think that for me, as a UNC graduate, I value my education - I think everyone who's gone to that university values education.

Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"