The best Quotes by Daffy Duck

Daffy: "You think she's got enough toys?"
Bugs: "Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?"
Daffy: "Yeah."
Bugs: "You ever see any money from all that stuff?"
Daffy: "Hah, not a cent!"
Bugs: "Hmm... me neither."
Daffy: "It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!"

Space Jam

Michael: "Don't forget my North Carolina shorts!"
Daffy: "Your shorts? From college?"
Michael: "I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game."
Looney Tunes: "Eeeew."
Michael: "I washed them after every game."
Daffy: "Hahaha... sure!"

Space Jam

North Carolina

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Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Of course I talk to myself. Because sometimes, I need expert advice.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

So you call yourself a mounty. He he he, you can't catch me. Why, you couldn't even catch a cold.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Operas

Okay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Oh you're mistaken Mac, you see I'm not 777174, I'm only three and a half.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."

Bugs Bunny in Space Jam

Michael Jordan

Bill Murray: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"

Bill Murray in Space Jam

Larry Bird Basketball

Standing at three-foot-three, four-foot if you count the ears, is... Bugs Bunny!

Announcer in Space Jam

Bugs Bunny

Psychiatrist: "Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself unable to perform?"
Ewing: "No!"
Psychiatrist: "I'm just asking."

Space Jam

Daffy: "Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"

Bugs Bunny in Space Jam

Mickey Mouse

You ever heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man.

Nerdluck Pound in Space Jam

Don't ever call me doll!

Lola Bunny in Space Jam

Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!

Tweety in Space Jam

Thanks guys, you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it!

Michael in Space Jam

You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... we need your help!!

Bugs Bunny in Space Jam

I think that for me, as a UNC graduate, I value my education - I think everyone who's gone to that university values education.

Kenny Smith

North Carolina Charlotte

Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!

Bill Murray

Life

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.

Charles Barkley

Basketball Role Models

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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