Stan: "I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow."
Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"
If you're happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn't.
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesI am a duck bent on self-preservation.
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesHelp me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire!
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesConsequences, Schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich...
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesGo on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesObviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities.
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesI'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible.
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesBugs: "Now it's my turn to do an act."
Daffy: "Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage!"
Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
Space Jam, by Daffy DuckDaffy: "You think she's got enough toys?"
Bugs: "Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?"
Daffy: "Yeah."
Bugs: "You ever see any money from all that stuff?"
Daffy: "Hah, not a cent!"
Bugs: "Hmm... me neither."
Daffy: "It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!"
Michael: "Don't forget my North Carolina shorts!"
Daffy: "Your shorts? From college?"
Michael: "I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game."
Looney Tunes: "Eeeew."
Michael: "I washed them after every game."
Daffy: "Hahaha... sure!"