Quotes and Lyrics by Curtis Roach

Okay, I'm bored in the house and I’m in the house bored
Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
Bored than a motherf*cker, in the house bored
And I'm bored than a motherf*cker, in the house bored

Crazy times we're living in. I used to cough to hide a fart, now I'm farting to hide a cough.

I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea.

I dare saying that in regard of protecting us from Corona, a mask that may be uncomfortable is way more effective than a tin foil hat.

I imagined the Apocalypse with zombies and pumpguns, not with washing hands and staying at home.

Remember last week when your grocery list wasn't just 'GRAB WHATEVER IS LEFT'?

My cat is really annoyed by me, now that I hang around in her apartment all day.

The government just decided: Every houshold hoarding more than 10 rolls of toilet paper is from now on regarded as a public toilet.

Many people didn't know, that just before the end, dinosaurs met each other at asteroid parties.

Why is there a shortage of toilet paper in times of Corona?
If someone sneezes, everyone around him sh*ts their pants.

Who's not gonna take the vaccine because they think it might be dangerous? Raise your hands! Now take that hand and slap yourself in the f*cking face!

Covid infection in 2020:
Oh my God! Get well soon! Tell me when you need anything! Take all the time you need to recover!

Covid infection in 2024:
Okay, see you at work tomorrow.

Day 619. Still waiting for the microchips they vaccinated into me to take my life or my free will.

I went jogging to get rid of the extra pounds I gained during lockdown. Didn't work at all.
Wait, am I supposed to do this more than once?

I have a solution for the pandemic, by the way. We test everybody. Everytime we find somebody who has COVID, we kill them. That's it. That's the solution. We won't need another one after that one.

The bizarre beliefs of hardcore anti-vaxxers means a significant number still insist on their right not to get the shot. Unfortunately, COVID still insists on his right to infect and kill them.

Krispy Kreme offered free donuts to the vaccinated, so by 2022, 98% of the US population will either have COVID-19 or type II diabetes.

Coronavirus is all Gen Z's fault. They wanted everything to go viral, now look what's happened.

The Corona pandemic clearly shows us which people we choose, when we're forced to limit ourselves.

All you have to do is stay at home and get drunk at home. It's great.

The guys and I ate stuff from the fridge in our shared apartment for five years and we're still alive. Whatever's in that Corona vaccine can't be more dangerous.

Feels like we're on the edge right now
I wish that I could say I'm proud
I'm sorry that I let you down
Let you down
All these voices in my head get loud
I wish that I could shut them out
I'm sorry that I let you down
Le-le-let you down

I'll dance, dance, dance
With my hands, hands, hands
Above my head, head, head
Like Jesus said
I'm gonna dance, dance, dance
With my hands, hands, hands
Above my head, hands together
Forgive him before he's dead because

And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight
But my hands been broken one too many times
So I'll use my voice, I'll be so f*cking rude
Words, they always win, but I know I'll lose

I don't need no sleep
'Cause I'm already dreaming, already dreaming
Say you'll never leave
Because I love the feeling, I love the feeling

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

My mother told me
Someday I would buy
A galley with good oars
Sail to distant shores

I wanna be your slave
I wanna be your master
I wanna make your heart beat
Run like rollercoasters
I wanna be a good boy
I wanna be a gangster
'Cause you could be the beauty
And I could be the monster

Go on TikTok. There are teenage girls editing themselves into Harry Potter movies. I mean, it's incredible! If that technology existed when I was 11, I would have lost my virginity even later.

Cover me in sunshine
Shower me with good times
Tell me that the world's been spinning since the beginning
And everything'll be alright

Well, good for you
You look happy and healthy, not me
If you ever cared to ask
Good for you
You're doin' great out there without me, baby
Like a damn sociopath

My bestie and your bestie
Sit down by the fire
Your bestie say she wan' party
So can we make these flames go higher?

Talkin' 'bout hey now, hey now, hey now
Iko, iko a nae
Jock-a-mo fee-no ai na-ney
Jock-a-mo fee na-ey

I've spent all of the love I saved
We were always a losing game
Small-town boy in a big arcade
I got addicted to a losing game
All I know, all I know
Loving you is a losing game

There once was a ship that put to sea
And the name of that ship was the Billy o' Tea
The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down
Blow, me bully boys, blow

Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguing' is done
We'll take our leave and go

You look so perfect standing there
In my American Apparel underwear
And I know now that I’m so down
Your lipstick stain is a work of art
I got your name tattooed in an arrow heart

Now suddenly you're asking for it back
Could you tell me, where'd you get the nerve?
Yeah, you could say you miss all that we had
But I don't really care how bad it hurts
When you broke me first

I can swear, I can joke
I say what's on my mind
If I drink, if I smoke
I keep up with the guys
And you see me holding up my middle finger to the world
F*ck your ribbons and your pearls
'Cause I'm not just a pretty girl

Aye, I'm on vacation
Every single day cause I love my occupation
Aye, I'm on vacation
If you don't like your life, then you should go and change it

Cigarettes and tiny liquor bottles
Just what you’d expect inside her new Balenciaga
Viral mess, turned dreams into an empire
Self-made success, now she rolls with Rockefellers

Don't stay awake for too long
Don't go to bed
I'll make a cup of coffee for your head
I'll get you up and going out of bed

Yeah, I don't wanna fall asleep, I don't wanna pass away
I been thinking of our future 'cause I'll never see those days
I don't know why this has happened, but I probably deserve it
I tried to do my best, but you know that I'm not perfect

We don't need to worry
'Cause when we fall, we know how to land
Don't need to talk the talk, just walk the walk tonight
'Cause we don't need permission to dance

Don't you think we got another season
That come after spring?
I wanna be your summer
I wanna be your wave
Treat me like a comma
I'll take you to a new phrase

And I know there's no makin' this right, this right
And I know there's no changing your mind, your mind
But we both found each other tonight, tonight
So if love is nothing more than just a waste of your time

Waste it on me, waste it on me

She was sayin', "Come get me"
So I got up and followed her to the floor
She said, "Baby, let's go"
When I told her, I said
Yeah, yeah

'Cause I, I, I'm in the stars tonight
So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight
Shinin' through the city with a little funk and soul
So I'ma light it up like dynamite

This is gettin' heavy, can you hear the bass boom? I'm ready
Life is sweet as honey, yeah, this beat cha-ching like money

Deep down, you know it's best for yourself, but you
Hate the thought of her bein' with someone else
But you know that it's over, we knew it was through
Let it burn, let it burn, gotta let it burn

It's the thought of being young
When your heart's just like a drum
Beating louder with no way to guard it
When it all seems like it's wrong
Just sing along to Elton John
And to that feeling, we're just getting started

Side step, right, left to my beat
High like the moon, rock with me, baby
Know that I got that heat
Let me show you 'cause talk is cheap