If you're looking for fun
And a dash of heebie-jeebies
Pack your bags and let's go!
Welcome to the Cuphead Show!
Chalice: "You two are nothing but trouble."
Cuphead: "We love trouble!"
Mughead: "'Carn-evil'. Cuphead, I'm not so sure."
Cuphead: "You know what I do when I'm not sure? I double down!"
Mugsy, what we need is a little fun and adventure!Cuphead in The Cuphead Show!, Season 1
Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman,
They like to roll the dice.
By chance they came 'pon devil's game,
And gosh they paid the price!
And now they're fighting for their lives,
On a mission fraught with dread.
And if they proceed, but don't succeed,
Weeell the devil will take their heads!
All aboard! Next stop - your funeral.The Cuphead Show!, by Phantom Express
Zat vas easy as eins, zwei, drei!The Cuphead Show!, by Werner Werman
Yer skills be like me buried treasure... just a myth!The Cuphead Show!, by Captain Brineybeard
Doggone! We've got ourselves a good old fashioned honey heist!The Cuphead Show!, by Security Bee
That beating was for free - no strings attached!The Cuphead Show!, by Djimmi The Great
Do you need to borrow my sarcophagus?The Cuphead Show!, by Djimmi The Great
You look the fool, falling for the first trick I learnt at genie school.The Cuphead Show!, by Djimmi The Great
What do you call a cup that falls off a swing? A tumbler!The Cuphead Show!, by Beppi The Clown
Sorry! This train is only for the dead... but we can help you with that.The Cuphead Show!, by Phantom Express
Straight off the iron and too hot to handle!The Cuphead Show!, by Sir Waffington III
I won't sugarcoat it... you never stood a chance!The Cuphead Show!, by Baroness Von Bon Bon
Extreme pollination and total domination!The Cuphead Show!, by Cagney Carnation
Fools who attempt to fight this will leave with allergic rhinitis!The Cuphead Show!, by Cagney Carnation
You went for broke and now you're croaked!The Cuphead Show!, by Ribby and Croaks
Crude and bad, 'cause we're from the wrong side of the lily pad.The Cuphead Show!, by Ribby and Croaks
I'm very smashing... even in grave situations!The Cuphead Show!, by Goopy Le Grande
Well, Cuphead gambled with the Devil,
Thought he'd win a hefty purse.
Mugman came along to help him.
But things, they just got worse.
I'm a handsome slime bringing pain - one bounce at a time!The Cuphead Show!, by Goopy Le Grande
I'm lean, mean and full of beta-carotene!The Cuphead Show!, by Chauncey Chantenay
Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious.The Cuphead Show!, by Muffsky Chernikov
You dare to gaze?! How 'bout stone boots so you can swim with the fishes!The Cuphead Show!, by Cala Maria
Please exit stage left during my standing ovation!The Cuphead Show!, by Sally Stageplay
Stay away from center stage or succumb to the power of a starlet's rage!The Cuphead Show!, by Sally Stageplay
Why'd the clown drive over the cup? He wanted to crack him up.The Cuphead Show!, by Beppi The Clown
Even without my feathers, you're in for stormy weather!The Cuphead Show!, by Wally Warbles
Don't m-m-m-misunderstand my flames - I just meant fun and games.The Cuphead Show!, by Grim Matchstick
So clever, so dapper, ya betta' believe this dice is loaded. Hi-de-ho!The Cuphead Show!, by King Dice
I'm Mr. King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land!
I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man!
I can't let you pass, 'cause you ain't done everything.
Bring me those contracts, c'mon, bring 'em to the King!
If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously,
No, I cannot let you pass, don't you mess with me!
Now go to my writing desk and use the mystical inkwell there. You need to prepare yourself for a scrap!The Cuphead Show!, by Elder Kettle
You lost too soon and I was only half moon!The Cuphead Show!, by Hilda Berg
With a face like mine is it a crime to be bouncing all the time?The Cuphead Show!, by Goopy Le Grande
OBJECTIVE COMPLETE. TARGET SCRAPPED.The Cuphead Show!, by Automaton
I'm Mister King Dice,
heed just what I say,
the Devil has his price,
and I'll make sure you pay.
Buttered, smashed, and mashed. It's over for you.The Cuphead Show!, by Sal Spudder
A brawl is surely brewing!The Cuphead Show!