If you're looking for fun
And a dash of heebie-jeebies
Pack your bags and let's go!
Welcome to the Cuphead Show!
Chalice: "You two are nothing but trouble."
Cuphead: "We love trouble!"
Mughead: "'Carn-evil'. Cuphead, I'm not so sure."
Cuphead: "You know what I do when I'm not sure? I double down!"
Mugsy, what we need is a little fun and adventure!
Cuphead in The Cuphead Show!, Season 1Well, Cuphead and his pal Mugman,
They like to roll the dice.
By chance they came 'pon devil's game,
And gosh they paid the price!
And now they're fighting for their lives,
On a mission fraught with dread.
And if they proceed, but don't succeed,
Weeell the devil will take their heads!
All aboard! Next stop - your funeral.
The Cuphead Show!, by Phantom ExpressZat vas easy as eins, zwei, drei!
The Cuphead Show!, by Werner WermanYer skills be like me buried treasure... just a myth!
The Cuphead Show!, by Captain BrineybeardDoggone! We've got ourselves a good old fashioned honey heist!
The Cuphead Show!, by Security BeeThat beating was for free - no strings attached!
The Cuphead Show!, by Djimmi The GreatDo you need to borrow my sarcophagus?
The Cuphead Show!, by Djimmi The GreatYou look the fool, falling for the first trick I learnt at genie school.
The Cuphead Show!, by Djimmi The GreatWhat do you call a cup that falls off a swing? A tumbler!
The Cuphead Show!, by Beppi The ClownSorry! This train is only for the dead... but we can help you with that.
The Cuphead Show!, by Phantom ExpressStraight off the iron and too hot to handle!
The Cuphead Show!, by Sir Waffington IIII won't sugarcoat it... you never stood a chance!
The Cuphead Show!, by Baroness Von Bon BonExtreme pollination and total domination!
The Cuphead Show!, by Cagney CarnationFools who attempt to fight this will leave with allergic rhinitis!
The Cuphead Show!, by Cagney CarnationYou went for broke and now you're croaked!
The Cuphead Show!, by Ribby and CroaksCrude and bad, 'cause we're from the wrong side of the lily pad.
The Cuphead Show!, by Ribby and CroaksI'm very smashing... even in grave situations!
The Cuphead Show!, by Goopy Le GrandeWell, Cuphead gambled with the Devil,
Thought he'd win a hefty purse.
Mugman came along to help him.
But things, they just got worse.
I'm a handsome slime bringing pain - one bounce at a time!
The Cuphead Show!, by Goopy Le GrandeI'm lean, mean and full of beta-carotene!
The Cuphead Show!, by Chauncey ChantenayDelicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious.
The Cuphead Show!, by Muffsky ChernikovYou dare to gaze?! How 'bout stone boots so you can swim with the fishes!
The Cuphead Show!, by Cala MariaPlease exit stage left during my standing ovation!
The Cuphead Show!, by Sally StageplayStay away from center stage or succumb to the power of a starlet's rage!
The Cuphead Show!, by Sally StageplayWhy'd the clown drive over the cup? He wanted to crack him up.
The Cuphead Show!, by Beppi The ClownEven without my feathers, you're in for stormy weather!
The Cuphead Show!, by Wally WarblesDon't m-m-m-misunderstand my flames - I just meant fun and games.
The Cuphead Show!, by Grim MatchstickSo clever, so dapper, ya betta' believe this dice is loaded. Hi-de-ho!
The Cuphead Show!, by King DiceI'm Mr. King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land!
I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man!
I can't let you pass, 'cause you ain't done everything.
Bring me those contracts, c'mon, bring 'em to the King!
If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously,
No, I cannot let you pass, don't you mess with me!
Now go to my writing desk and use the mystical inkwell there. You need to prepare yourself for a scrap!
The Cuphead Show!, by Elder KettleYou lost too soon and I was only half moon!
The Cuphead Show!, by Hilda BergWith a face like mine is it a crime to be bouncing all the time?
The Cuphead Show!, by Goopy Le GrandeOBJECTIVE COMPLETE. TARGET SCRAPPED.
The Cuphead Show!, by AutomatonI'm Mister King Dice,
heed just what I say,
the Devil has his price,
and I'll make sure you pay.
Buttered, smashed, and mashed. It's over for you.
The Cuphead Show!, by Sal SpudderA brawl is surely brewing!
The Cuphead Show!