The best Quotes by Cris Collinsworth

Get your calculators out, this will be fun!

Most of the really stupid comments I've made in my years in Cincinnati are concerning bachelorhood.

I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick 'em a little bit.

High school girls love me. Fourteen to eighteen, I'm a big star with them.

For a football fan, there might be nothing better than watching a playoff game at Lambeau Field - and seeing it decided, dramatically, in overtime.

If you said, "What is the most important aspect of winning football games?" I don't think I could give you an answer to that question.

How much has spending most of the offseason in prison affected Jamal Lewis' poor start?.

I've always been a big fan of what Ron Rivera and Sean McDermott have been able to put together on the defensive side.

Trai Turner does some things that really turn your head.

Lots of guys have tried to impersonate John Madden and it just doesn't work.

Welcome to the broadcast booth, everybody, I'm Joe Buck along with a couple of guys that I like to call my friends... on Sundays. Troy Aikman and Cris Collinsworth.

F*ck it, Ja'Marr's down there somewhere, I'm just gonna throw it up to him and he's gonna make a play.

Who Dey? Who Dey? Who Dey think gonna beat them Bengals? Nobody!

We're a much better team than we were last year. I mean, we went to the Super Bowl, but that's now the goal every year.

My plan is to be here my whole career.

It is time. Time for a team that has risen from the ashes to become one of the most feared, dominant, absolutely electrifying teams in the NFL. Time to give their city their first Super Bowl win in franchise history. Ladies and gentlemen, the champions of the AFC... your Cincinnati Bengals!

I don't think I can be stopped.

I am a responsible parent and have always provided for my children. That fact cannot be disputed. I have made mistakes in my life, but failing to care for my children is not one of them.

If I'm going east and west, nothing's happening

Luckily, I have the good fortune of being on the same team as Ray Lewis. I dont have to face him on Sunday.

I never did have a team that I watched in my younger days.

The Buffalo Bills will never stop fighting.

The only way you can get a hit is if you take a swing.

I knew I wanted to coach at an early age.

I don't believe that playing video games in the locker room is part of earning the right to win.

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.

That's the biggest gap in sports, the difference between the winner and the loser of the Super Bowl.

In Oakland, Al Davis was a genius. We had Ron Wolff there, too, and he was a genius. There was no room for me to be a genius.

There's so many kids who only know me from the video game.

Lamar Jackson opening up, like Moses parting the Red Sea.

Troy Aikman: "That's a lot of jet fuel, just to do a little flyover."
Joe Buck: "That's your hard-earned money and your tax dollars at work."

It is a cool evening in the desert, but we're getting ready to heat it up. It's the New England Patriots and the Arizona Caridnals for you on a Monday night.

Losing doesn't eat at me the way it used to. I just get ready for the next play, the next game, the next season.

Just remember that nothing is as bad as it seems and nothing is as good as it sometimes appears.

As a leader of this team, I know this one's gonna hurt him. I'm sure he'll be really hard on himself. And he's just got to use it as fuel to continue to get better. I think that's very important to be the franchise quarterback that I expect him to be for a long time around here.

Scott Hanson: "If it comes down to it, Brock. It's late in the fourth quarter, are you prepared to disappoint Taylor Swift?"
Brock Purdy: "Yes."

We're not done, dawg, I want three!

It's been a long year to get to this point and we got it done today. We can't wait to get to Vegas!

I'm the top receiver in the game. There's no question about it.

I'll get to the point right away. I'm retiring. For good. You only get one super emotional retirement essay and I used mine out last year.

Patrick Mahomes is my GOAT!

DeMeco Ryans is the perfect guy for the job. He brings something out of his players, and it's indescribable.

Congrats to the Kansas City Chiefs, MVP Patrick Mahomes, Coach Reid, Travis Kelce, Chris Jones, Mecole Hardman, and the rest of the champs for another Lombardi Trophy. Grace under pressure.

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

We don't have to say we're great. Our 5 rings say it for us.

You gotta fight... for your right... to Lombaaardi!

If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.