Quotes and Sayings about Cows

Quotes and Sayings about Cows

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

Craig Ferguson

Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.

Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 3

Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends

You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends - to Braum

A cow is a cow, no matter how many instagram filters you put on it.

Lucrecia Montesinos Hendrich in Élite - Season 2 Episode 1

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Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.

Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 7 Episode 8

A household can never appear prosperous without a cow. How auspicious it is to wake up in the morning to the mooing of your own cow!

Munshi Premchand

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

Russell Crowe

Wise Man: "We are three wise men."
Brian's mother: "Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me."

Brians Mutter in Monty Python’s Life of Brian

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"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

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Animals don't judge you as long as you're really good at heart. They don't care who you are or what you've done in your past.

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The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.

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Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."

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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Woody Allen

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Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

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I appreciate your mind is unsullied by the complications of reason.

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The enormity of the hat doesn't hide the vacancy beneath it!

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I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.

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Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.

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What do you mean, "he don't eat no meat"? That's okay. I'll make lamb.

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Meat without wine is also a sin.

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Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"

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Lucrecia: "I don't know, Ander, all of it. Only thing he didn't drink is the water in the pool."

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Guzmán: "Because she supports me. Unconditionally."
Nadia: "That isn't love, it's devotion, like you would have for a God. People who love you tell you the truth."

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Phoebe: "I wish I could, but I don't want to."

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To be successful in life what you need is education, not literacy and degrees.

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If there is no blood on the line, it is not rugby league.

Russell Crowe

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You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!

Monty Python’s Life of Brian

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Guybrush: "How can you see without eyeballs?"
Murray: "How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer!"

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Kosh Ziervogel: "Never been with a farmer before."
Hans Gassner: "Congrats. I'll go milk the cows, then."

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Listen, you're my children and I love you, but you're all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I'd fire all of you if I could.

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