Quotes and Sayings about Cows

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.

Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!

You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.

A cow is a cow, no matter how many instagram filters you put on it.

Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.

A household can never appear prosperous without a cow. How auspicious it is to wake up in the morning to the mooing of your own cow!

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

Wise Man: "We are three wise men."
Brian's mother: "Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me."

"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Treat your pet in a way that you could easily exchange roles anytime.

There are no strange creatures, only blinkered people.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.

The only honest reaction and true loyalty that we get is from our animals.

Animals don't judge you as long as you're really good at heart. They don't care who you are or what you've done in your past.

I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect!

The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.

Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."

Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge, pick you up, give a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all downhill from here.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

I appreciate your mind is unsullied by the complications of reason.

The enormity of the hat doesn't hide the vacancy beneath it!

Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud.

I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.

Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.

Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch – or maybe you're the governor of Arizona.

What do you mean, "he don't eat no meat"? That's okay. I'll make lamb.

Meat without wine is also a sin.

Bob: "Hey, no nagging my customers!"
Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"

Ander: "How much did he drink?"
Lucrecia: "I don't know, Ander, all of it. Only thing he didn't drink is the water in the pool."

Guzmán: "Because she supports me. Unconditionally."
Nadia: "That isn't love, it's devotion, like you would have for a God. People who love you tell you the truth."

Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.

To be successful in life what you need is education, not literacy and degrees.

If there is no blood on the line, it is not rugby league.

You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!

Guybrush: "How can you see without eyeballs?"
Murray: "How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer!"

Kosh Ziervogel: "Never been with a farmer before."
Hans Gassner: "Congrats. I'll go milk the cows, then."

Listen, you're my children and I love you, but you're all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I'd fire all of you if I could.