Quotes and Sayings about Cows

Quotes and Sayings about Cows

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.
Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 3
Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!
You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.
A cow is a cow, no matter how many instagram filters you put on it.
Lucrecia Montesinos Hendrich in Élite - Season 2 Episode 1
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Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter.
Joey Tribbiani in Friends - Season 7 Episode 8
A household can never appear prosperous without a cow. How auspicious it is to wake up in the morning to the mooing of your own cow!
There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.
Wise Man: "We are three wise men."
Brian's mother: "Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me."
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"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."
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You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!
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People: "Yes, we're all individuals!"
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People: "Yes, we are all different!"
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