The best Quotes about all Countries

If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?

Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.

If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.

Life is too short to learn German.

They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

People moving to Norway has made Norway richer, economically, but also our culture has become more rich in many ways.

You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.

We need to stop the Islamisation of the Netherlands.

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

Denmark... also known as "wrong Norway", "different Sweden" and "that's actually not Finland".

Becky Feder: "Daddy! Where is it taking them?"
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."

Colombians say, God made our land so beautiful it was unfair to the rest of the world. So to even the score, God populated the land with a race of evil men.

The Ukrainian people are defending the values of freedom and democracy on which our civilization is based, and the very foundations of international law.

Violet: "I'm so looking forward to seeing your mother again. When I'm with her, I'm reminded of the virtues of the English."
Matthew: "But isn't she American?"
Violet: "Exactly."

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.

New Zealand... Hobbit's Australia.

The revolutions of the Arab Spring happened because people realized they were the power.

I'm glad to announce that President Erdogan has agreed to forward the accession protocol for Sweden to the grand national assembly as soon as possible.

You can be sure that, in four years, you will see Brazil much better than when I received it.

The food and the people in Thailand never let you down and Bangkok is an astonishing place - the culture's lovely and gentle.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Austria - and that's practically the same thing.

Every country has its own mafia. In Russia, the mafia has its own country.

We will never declare a ceasefire. We are not worried about any sanctions.

Napoleon is an imposter. We won't marry into that. And aesthetics disqualify the Belgians' daughters.

I'm willing to work with all parties to reform Indonesia.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Costa Rica - and that's practically the same thing.

In Italy, you know you've found a truly authentic restaurant when they don't have an English menu. In India, it's when there are no utensils and you must eat with your hands.

Life isn't just a fairytale land of alpacas and pan flutes, Peru!

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Portugal - and that's practically the same thing.

The most amazing set where I've shot "Game of Thrones" is definitely Croatia, in Dubrovnik. It's such a stunning country with lots of good watersports there as well. Just a beautiful, beautiful place.

Greenland is not for sale.

Pakistan's being an ally and helping the United States, we ought to show Pakistan that we are appreciative for the help that's been extended.

The war in Vietnam I thought a dreadful mistake.

Playing in Saudi Arabia is a decision for the money - and against football.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Ungarn - and that's practically the same thing.

The US government can't waste billions of dollars just blowing things up in the vague hope that it'll somehow turn into a success, unless of course those things are Iraq or Afghanistan. So SpaceX began with a big gamble.

We commend Taiwan for being one of the freest societies in the world.

Today is the end of Argentina's decline. Today is the end of the model of an omnipresent state that impoverishes Argentines.

Bayern Munich is a football club not Amnesty International.

We welcome Finland as the newest member of our alliance. We will raise the Finnish flag for the first time here at the NATO headquarters. 31 flags flying together as a symbol of unity and our solidarity.

The white guys who are really into Japanese culture seem like a trend started by Japan's military.
If in 1945, Japan had said "America we surrender, but one day your grandsons will pleasure themselves to a cartoon octopus", the US troops would've laughed.
Who's laughing now?

Hong Kong has created one of the most successful societies on Earth.

Venezuela needs to develop; economic growth is essential for the country after so many years of lagging behind.

In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy.

North Korea, voted Korea of the year by North Korea Magazine for the past three decades.

Lebanon was at one time known as a nation that rose above sectarian hatred; Beirut was known as the Paris of the Middle East. All of that was blown apart by senseless religious wars, financed and exploited in part by those who sought power and wealth. If women had been in charge, would they have been more sensible? It's a theory.

Why are all the news ladies Chinese? They should stick to what they know: railroads, sushi and dim sum.

I love the Philippines. But they need better beer!