Quotes about Germany„Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.”- John Oliver51 Quotes about Germany
Quotes about USA„Neutrality is a negative word. It does not express what America ought to feel. We are not trying to keep out of trouble; we are trying to preserve the foundations on which peace may be rebuilt.”- Woodrow Wilson109 Quotes about USA
Quotes about England & Great Britain„A true Englishman doesn't joke when he is talking about so serious a thing as a wager.”- Jules Verne24 Quotes about England & Great Britain
Quotes about Australia„Wow. Australia! That sounds kind of... far.”- A Perfect Pairing10 Quotes about Australia
Quotes about Brazil„In Brazil, if you have a son, the first thing you give him is a football. That's the first gift - so my dad was no different.”- Diego Costa13 Quotes about Brazil
Quotes about France„In the U.S., people are very patriotic. Their patriotism is obvious. In France, for many years, you had to fight to be patriotic. People are pushing us from loving our own country.”- Marine Le Pen21 Quotes about France
Quotes about India„In Italy, you know you've found a truly authentic restaurant when they don't have an English menu. In India, it's when there are no utensils and you must eat with your hands.”- Aziz Ansari16 Quotes about India
Quotes about China„We see the tendency in the world to criticise democracy and sometimes even to say that authoritarian countries like China are more efficient. That is very short-sighted. China looks efficient only because it can sacrifice most people's rights. This is not something the west should be happy about.”- Ai Weiwei13 Quotes about China
Quotes about Griechenland„Greece... the most recent Greek Tragedy.”- John Oliver11 Quotes about Griechenland
Quotes about Italy„In Italy, you know you've found a truly authentic restaurant when they don't have an English menu. In India, it's when there are no utensils and you must eat with your hands.”- Aziz Ansari15 Quotes about Italy
Quotes about Japan„The white guys who are really into Japanese culture seem like a trend started by Japan's military.
If in 1945, Japan had said "America we surrender, but one day your grandsons will pleasure themselves to a cartoon octopus", the US troops would've laughed.
Who's laughing now?”- Tom Cashman8 Quotes about Japan
Quotes about Finland„If Finland and Sweden decide to do so, they are very welcome to join NATO.”- Annalena Baerbock4 Quotes about Finland
Quotes about Canada„Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.”- Craig Ferguson13 Quotes about Canada
Quotes about Argentinia„It was an incredible Cup! We know that we can still improve many things. But I couldn't be more proud to be captain of this spectacular team.”- Lionel Messi4 Quotes about Argentinia
Quotes about Mexico„Mexico is a country of family values.”- Richard Rodriguez12 Quotes about Mexico
Quotes about Philippines„For as long as you are on the Philippines and you are a human being, and can carry the virus, get vaccinated! You choose: vaccine or I will have you jailed.”- Rodrigo Duterte4 Quotes about Philippines
Quotes about RussiaConrad Oxford: "What is it that you Russians do that an Englishman can enjoy?"
Grigori Rasputin: "Well, everything. Food, music, ballet, tobacco, art. But most of all, we like to f-ck like tigers."- Kingsman28 Quotes about Russia
Quotes about Scotland„I'm fiercely proud to be Scottish.”- Ewan McGregor10 Quotes about Scotland
Quotes about Sweden„If Finland and Sweden decide to do so, they are very welcome to join NATO.”- Annalena Baerbock5 Quotes about Sweden
Quotes about Switzerland„I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”- Billy Connolly9 Quotes about Switzerland
Quotes about Spain„In England, footballers are respected more, the game is more noble, there's less cheating. Every Spaniard who goes loves it - and comes back a better player. If I had ever left, it would have been to England.”- Xavi3 Quotes about Spain
Quotes about Thailand„Shopping in Thailand is super cheap and generally high quality. Bangkok is also safe. If you see anybody wearing camouflage holding a machete, don't be scared. They sell coconuts.”- Bobby Lee9 Quotes about Thailand
Quotes about Turkey„We will never declare a ceasefire. We are not worried about any sanctions.”- Recep Tayyip Erdoğan9 Quotes about Turkey
Quotes about Colombia„Colombians say, God made our land so beautiful it was unfair to the rest of the world. So to even the score, God populated the land with a race of evil men.”- César Gaviria7 Quotes about Colombia
Quotes about Uruguay„Uruguayans are competitive, and we always want to win. Even though we try to hide it, it is impossible.”- Diego Godin










If in 1945, Japan had said "America we surrender, but one day your grandsons will pleasure themselves to a cartoon octopus", the US troops would've laughed.
Who's laughing now?”- Tom Cashman8 Quotes about Japan






Grigori Rasputin: "Well, everything. Food, music, ballet, tobacco, art. But most of all, we like to f-ck like tigers."- Kingsman28 Quotes about Russia








