The best Quotes about all Countries

The best Quotes about all Countries
Quotes about Germany„Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.”- John Oliver55 Quotes about GermanyQuotes about America„I think America's strength is in innovation.”- Lonnie Johnson117 Quotes about America
Quotes about England & Great Britain„If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.”- William Somerset Maugham20 Quotes about England & Great BritainQuotes about Australia„Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.”- John Oliver7 Quotes about AustraliaQuotes about Brazil„In Brazil, if you have a son, the first thing you give him is a football. That's the first gift - so my dad was no different.”- Diego Costa13 Quotes about BrazilQuotes about France„How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?”- Charles de Gaulle12 Quotes about FranceQuotes about India„Aunties are older Indian women who have no blood-relation to you. But are allowed to have opinions about your life and all your shortcomings. And you have to be nice to them because you're Indian.”- John McEnroe13 Quotes about IndiaQuotes about China„China... the country responsible for huge technological advances and yet, it still can't seem to get pandas to fuck.”- John Oliver9 Quotes about ChinaQuotes about Griechenland„Greece... the most recent Greek Tragedy.”- John Oliver10 Quotes about Griechenland
Quotes about Italy„Lawyer, Italian... then broads must be endless!”- César Lazcano12 Quotes about ItalyQuotes about Japan„In Japan, I was immensely impressed by the politeness, industrious nature and conscientiousness of the Japanese people.”- Jean Paul Getty4 Quotes about JapanQuotes about Finland„I have never thought about my age or gender, I think of the reasons I got into politics and those things for which we have won the trust of the electorate.”- Sanna Marin2 Quotes about FinlandQuotes about Canada„Canada - what you'd get if America and Britain had a baby they abandoned in the snow.”- John Oliver9 Quotes about CanadaQuotes about Argentinien„Latins are tenderly enthusiastic. In Brazil they throw flowers at you. In Argentina they throw themselves.”- Marlene Dietrich3 Quotes about ArgentinienQuotes about Mexico„They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.”- Chris Pontius9 Quotes about Mexico
Quotes about Philippines„The divine flame of thought is inextinguishable in the Filipino people, and somehow or other it will shine forth and compel recognition. It is impossible to brutalize the inhabitants of the Philippines!”- Jose Rizal3 Quotes about PhilippinesQuotes about Russia„I want to say thank you to each of you because we are together. And when we feel the reliable support of those standing beside us, Russia becomes one big family.”- Wladimir Putin14 Quotes about RussiaQuotes about Scotland„I'm fiercely proud to be Scottish.”- Ewan McGregor10 Quotes about ScotlandQuotes about Sweden„Sweden. Who hasn't spent 20 minutes in IKEA and immediately wanted to launch an attack on Sweden?”- John Oliver3 Quotes about SwedenQuotes about Switzerland„Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.”- John Oliver8 Quotes about SwitzerlandQuotes about Spain„In England, footballers are respected more, the game is more noble, there's less cheating. Every Spaniard who goes loves it - and comes back a better player. If I had ever left, it would have been to England.”- Xavi3 Quotes about Spain
Quotes about Thailand„They say that a kingdom is like a pyramid: the king on top and the people below. But in this country, it's upside down.”- Bhumibol Adulyadej4 Quotes about ThailandQuotes about Turkey„We will never declare a ceasefire. We are not worried about any sanctions.”- Recep Tayyip Erdoğan9 Quotes about TurkeyQuotes about Uruguay„Uruguayans are competitive, and we always want to win. Even though we try to hide it, it is impossible.”- Diego Godin