Quotes about Germans„Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.”- John Oliver56 Quotes about Germans
Quotes about America„I don't look at this in terms as he does, blue states and red states, they're all the United States.”- Joe Biden114 Quotes about America
Quotes about England & Great Britain„If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.”- William Somerset Maugham20 Quotes about England & Great Britain
Quotes about Australia„Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.”- John Oliver7 Quotes about Australia
Quotes about Brazil„In Brazil, if you have a son, the first thing you give him is a football. That's the first gift - so my dad was no different.”- Diego Costa13 Quotes about Brazil
Quotes about France„How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?”- Charles de Gaulle11 Quotes about France
Quotes about India„India... or as we once called it, Britain's spice rack.”- John Oliver12 Quotes about India
Quotes about China„China... the country responsible for huge technological advances and yet, it still can't seem to get pandas to fuck.”- John Oliver9 Quotes about China
Quotes about Griechenland„Greece... the most recent Greek Tragedy.”- John Oliver10 Quotes about Griechenland
Quotes about Italy„In Italian there is an expression: We don't sleep on the fame.”- Donatella Versace11 Quotes about Italy
Quotes about Japan„In Japan, I was immensely impressed by the politeness, industrious nature and conscientiousness of the Japanese people.”- Jean Paul Getty4 Quotes about Japan
Quotes about Finland„I have never thought about my age or gender, I think of the reasons I got into politics and those things for which we have won the trust of the electorate.”- Sanna Marin2 Quotes about Finland
Quotes about Canada„Canada - what you'd get if America and Britain had a baby they abandoned in the snow.”- John Oliver9 Quotes about Canada
Quotes about Argentinien„Latins are tenderly enthusiastic. In Brazil they throw flowers at you. In Argentina they throw themselves.”- Marlene Dietrich3 Quotes about Argentinien
Quotes about Mexico„I think we're the only family in México who hates music.”- Coco8 Quotes about Mexico
Quotes about Philippines„The divine flame of thought is inextinguishable in the Filipino people, and somehow or other it will shine forth and compel recognition. It is impossible to brutalize the inhabitants of the Philippines!”- Jose Rizal3 Quotes about Philippines
Quotes about Russia„I want to say thank you to each of you because we are together. And when we feel the reliable support of those standing beside us, Russia becomes one big family.”- Wladimir Putin14 Quotes about Russia
Quotes about Scotland„One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.”- Peter Alliss9 Quotes about Scotland
Quotes about Sweden„Sweden. Who hasn't spent 20 minutes in IKEA and immediately wanted to launch an attack on Sweden?”- John Oliver3 Quotes about Sweden
Quotes about Switzerland„Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.”- John Oliver8 Quotes about Switzerland
Quotes about Spain„In England, footballers are respected more, the game is more noble, there's less cheating. Every Spaniard who goes loves it - and comes back a better player. If I had ever left, it would have been to England.”- Xavi3 Quotes about Spain
Quotes about Thailand„They say that a kingdom is like a pyramid: the king on top and the people below. But in this country, it's upside down.”- Bhumibol Adulyadej4 Quotes about Thailand
Quotes about Turkey„We will never declare a ceasefire. We are not worried about any sanctions.”- Recep Tayyip Erdoğan9 Quotes about Turkey
Quotes about Uruguay„Uruguayans are competitive, and we always want to win. Even though we try to hide it, it is impossible.”- Diego Godin























