The best Counter-Strike Quotes & Jokes

The best Counter-Strike Quotes & Jokes

Counter-Strike (CS) is a series of multiplayer tactical first-person shooter video games in which teams of terrorists battle to perpetrate an act of terror (bombing, hostage-taking, assassination) while counter-terrorists try to prevent it (bomb defusal, hostage rescue, escort mission).

Our guns shall bring us victory!
Separatist
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How many silver CS:GO players do you need to change a lightbulb?
None, 'cause they can't climb the ladder.
And another one gone, another one gone, another one bites DE_DUST.
Counter Terrorists - defusing bombs without hands since 1999.
Failure can be forgiven.... Betrayal will always be met with death.
Valeria Jenner in Counter-Strike - Global Offensive
That was like shooting fish in a barrel!
SEAL Team 6
Let's do this and get back in time for chow.
SEAL Team 6
Remember, this is bandit country, shoot everything that moves.
SAS
Remove any doubts in your head; it's us, or them.
SAS
Even if you escape today, you can not hide from us. The firey wings of the Phoenix embrace this world, and not even your father can shield you from the flames.
Valeria Jenner in Counter-Strike - Global Offensive
Gear up; We aren't going on a windy walk here!
SAS
Remove any doubts in your head; it's us, or them.
SAS
Couldn't they have sent more than 2 of you?
Alex Kincaide in Counter-Strike - Global Offensive

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The power source that put FICSIT on the map. Literally. The crater is still there.
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Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.
You'll break your neck trying to keep an eye on me.
Let's play a game of cat and mouse. You're the mouse.
Eventually, everything falls apart, and I'll be there to play with the pieces.
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Trusting me? Now that's a risk you'll have to take.
Consequences? Hahaha, what are those?
Life's just a game and lucky you, you're playing it with me.
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Run and hide. I'll enjoy doing the seeking.
That had the components of a joke, but... it wasn't funny.
What an "interesting" thing to say out loud.
I accept myself as I am. What's your excuse?
Knowledge is power... try reading a book!
I've exceeded my capacity for social interaction today!
I like when it's quiet — I can hear myself think.
Note to self: repeating previous actions may lead to unfavorable results.
Where do yordles go when they die? Back to Bandle City?
I recognize those ravens. Are you their owner? Or, do they own you?
It's such a relief to have you here, Ramhaurg. Our other colleagues are so... loud.
Ashe, your ideas may be noble, but your execution is lacking.
Spending time with others is exhausting. If I seem curt, don't take it personally.
Do any of you wanna talk about spirits? ...I'll assume that's a yes!
Unless you know anything about spirits or the Spirit Realm, you do well to let me focus on my work.
You stain your blade with spirits, Yone! Why hurt what you can heal?
Not all lies are bad, just as the truth is not always good.
New Moon Luna in Epic Seven
Only by knowing yourself and knowing your enemy can you succeed.
Birgitta in Epic Seven
If you have no use, stop existing!
Harsetti in Epic Seven
Rose always used to tell me that keeping quiet when someone's hurt you isn't kind, it's stupid. I might be useless, and I might be slow... but I'm not stupid!
Nemunas in Epic Seven
I dare you to underestimate me!
Frida in Epic Seven
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You outlived your usefulness, now rest in peace!
Harsetti in Epic Seven
The key to victory is simple: diligent preparation and review.
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