The best Counter-Strike Quotes & Jokes

Our guns shall bring us victory!

Separatist

How many silver CS:GO players do you need to change a lightbulb?
None, 'cause they can't climb the ladder.

And another one gone, another one gone, another one bites DE_DUST.

Counter Terrorists - defusing bombs without hands since 1999.

Failure can be forgiven.... Betrayal will always be met with death.

Valeria Jenner in Counter-Strike - Global Offensive

That was like shooting fish in a barrel!

SEAL Team 6

Let's do this and get back in time for chow.

SEAL Team 6

Remember, this is bandit country, shoot everything that moves.

SAS

Remove any doubts in your head; it's us, or them.

SAS

Even if you escape today, you can not hide from us. The firey wings of the Phoenix embrace this world, and not even your father can shield you from the flames.

Valeria Jenner in Counter-Strike - Global Offensive

Gear up; We aren't going on a windy walk here!

SAS

Remove any doubts in your head; it's us, or them.

SAS

Couldn't they have sent more than 2 of you?

Alex Kincaide in Counter-Strike - Global Offensive

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Ultimately your brain will become cold, dead sludge - but in the meantime why not learn carpentry?

Project Zomboid

Welcome to Project Zomboid! Soon, you'll die horribly. No one will mourn you, and you will be swiftly forgotten. Everything will have been for nothing. So let's make sure you go out fighting!

Project Zomboid

It's a Golden Nut. It's shiny and its price is totally justified. Don't overthink it, you need one! Purchase a Golden Nut today! (Warning: Ingestion is not recommended).

Satisfactory - Golden Nut

Relaying message: Hello this is paternal figure. I have taken ill and need your help to find a cure. Doctors say that the only remedy is alien artifacts.

Ada in Satisfactory

Usage and production of this material is strictly prohibited. On Earth, that is. There are no rules in space, only efficiency.

Satisfactory - Ficsonium

Used as fuel for Nuclear Power Plants.
The power source that put FICSIT on the map. Literally. The crater is still there.

Satisfactory - Ficsonium Fuel Rod

I am ADA, also known as Artificial Directory and Assistant, tasked to support pioneers, such as you, in their mission.

Ada in Satisfactory

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.

Alter in Apex Legends

You'll break your neck trying to keep an eye on me.

Alter in Apex Legends

Let's play a game of cat and mouse. You're the mouse.

Alter in Apex Legends

Eventually, everything falls apart, and I'll be there to play with the pieces.

Alter in Apex Legends

Trusting me? Now that's a risk you'll have to take.

Alter in Apex Legends

Consequences? Hahaha, what are those?

Alter in Apex Legends

Life's just a game and lucky you, you're playing it with me.

Alter in Apex Legends

One-Liners

Run and hide. I'll enjoy doing the seeking.

Alter in Apex Legends

That had the components of a joke, but... it wasn't funny.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

What an "interesting" thing to say out loud.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

I accept myself as I am. What's your excuse?

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Knowledge is power... try reading a book!

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Same hat? Same hat.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Veigar the Tiny Master of Evil Lulu, the Fae Sorceress

I've exceeded my capacity for social interaction today!

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Introvertierte Sprüche

I like when it's quiet — I can hear myself think.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Silence

Note to self: repeating previous actions may lead to unfavorable results.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Where do yordles go when they die? Back to Bandle City?

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

I recognize those ravens. Are you their owner? Or, do they own you?

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Swain, the Noxian Grand General

It's such a relief to have you here, Ramhaurg. Our other colleagues are so... loud.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Ornn, The Fire below the Mountain

Ashe, your ideas may be noble, but your execution is lacking.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Ashe the Frost Archer

Spending time with others is exhausting. If I seem curt, don't take it personally.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Introvertierte Sprüche

Do any of you wanna talk about spirits? ...I'll assume that's a yes!

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Unless you know anything about spirits or the Spirit Realm, you do well to let me focus on my work.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

You stain your blade with spirits, Yone! Why hurt what you can heal?

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Yone the Unforgotten

See with eyes unclouded.

Aurora,the Witch Between Worlds in League of Legends

Not all lies are bad, just as the truth is not always good.

New Moon Luna in Epic Seven

Lies

Only by knowing yourself and knowing your enemy can you succeed.

Birgitta in Epic Seven

If you have no use, stop existing!

Harsetti in Epic Seven

Rose always used to tell me that keeping quiet when someone's hurt you isn't kind, it's stupid. I might be useless, and I might be slow... but I'm not stupid!

Nemunas in Epic Seven

Bullying

I dare you to underestimate me!

Frida in Epic Seven

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