The best Counter-Strike Quotes & Jokes

The best Counter-Strike Quotes & Jokes

Counter-Strike (CS) is a series of multiplayer tactical first-person shooter video games in which teams of terrorists battle to perpetrate an act of terror (bombing, hostage-taking, assassination) while counter-terrorists try to prevent it (bomb defusal, hostage rescue, escort mission).

Our guns shall bring us victory!
Separatist
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How many silver CS:GO players do you need to change a lightbulb?
None, 'cause they can't climb the ladder.
And another one gone, another one gone, another one bites DE_DUST.
Counter Terrorists - defusing bombs without hands since 1999.
Failure can be forgiven.... Betrayal will always be met with death.
Valeria Jenner in Counter-Strike - Global Offensive
That was like shooting fish in a barrel!
SEAL Team 6
Let's do this and get back in time for chow.
SEAL Team 6
Remember, this is bandit country, shoot everything that moves.
SAS
Remove any doubts in your head; it's us, or them.
SAS
Even if you escape today, you can not hide from us. The firey wings of the Phoenix embrace this world, and not even your father can shield you from the flames.
Valeria Jenner in Counter-Strike - Global Offensive
Gear up; We aren't going on a windy walk here!
SAS
Remove any doubts in your head; it's us, or them.
SAS
Couldn't they have sent more than 2 of you?
Alex Kincaide in Counter-Strike - Global Offensive

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