COVID-19 - The funniest Corona-jokes

Here you can find the funniest Jokes and Sayings about the Coronavirus, home office and being quarantined.

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COVID-19 - The funniest Corona-jokes

The guys and I ate stuff from the fridge in our shared apartment for five years and we're still alive. Whatever's in that Corona vaccine can't be more dangerous.

FlatsharingUnknown
 
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So you have been eating burgers and Chicken McNuggets all your life, but don't want the vaccine, because "you don't know what's in it?"

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Schools stay open during the pandemic to ensure that bad students come back home with positive results for once.

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I dare saying that in regard of protecting us from Corona, a mask that may be uncomfortable is way more effective than a tin foil hat.

Coronavirus, VerschwörungstheorienFrank-Walter Steinmeier (as President of Germany), May 2020
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The last person that was excited about a check with Donald Trump's name on it was Stormy Daniels.

Donald TrumpOliver Welke in heute-show, Sendung vom 24.04.2020
 
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Okay, I'm bored in the house and I’m in the house bored
Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
Bored than a motherfucker, in the house bored
And I'm bored than a motherfucker, in the house bored

TikTokCurtis Roach - Bored In The House
 
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I imagined the Apocalypse with zombies and pumpguns, not with washing hands and staying at home.

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Remember last week when your grocery list wasn't just 'GRAB WHATEVER IS LEFT'?

Taylor Tomlinson (American Comedian), via Twitter
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We are looking at the biggest economic crash since 1970.
And thanks to closed barber-shops, we'll soon look like the 70s again.

70sOliver Welke in heute-show
 
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Crazy times we're living in. I used to cough to hide a fart, now I'm farting to hide a cough.

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My cat is really annoyed by me, now that I hang around in her apartment all day.

CatsUnknown, Quarantänealltag
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The government just decided: Every houshold hoarding more than 10 rolls of toilet paper is from now on regarded as a public toilet.

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Many people didn't know, that just before the end, dinosaurs met each other at asteroid parties.

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Why is there a shortage of toilet paper in times of Corona?
If someone sneezes, everyone around him shits their pants.

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Pop in COD on the PS4
Tell the bitch chill like refrigerator doors
We can heat up some ramen, can't go to the store
Can't even go on tour

Tyga - Bored In The House
 
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