The last person that was excited about a check with Donald Trump's name on it was Stormy Daniels.- Oliver Welke in heute-show, Sendung vom 24.04.2020Donald Trump, Corona-Jokes
Okay, I'm bored in the house and I’m in the house bored
Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
Bored than a motherfucker, in the house bored
And I'm bored than a motherfucker, in the house bored
I imagined the Apocalypse with zombies and pumpguns, not with washing hands and staying at home.- UnknownCorona-Jokes
Remember last week when your grocery list wasn't just 'GRAB WHATEVER IS LEFT'?- Taylor Tomlinson (American Comedian), via TwitterCorona-Jokes
We are looking at the biggest economic crash since 1970.
And thanks to closed barber-shops, we'll soon look like the 70s again.
Crazy times we're living in. I used to cough to hide a fart, now I'm farting to hide a cough.- UnknownFunny Quotes, Corona-Jokes
My cat is really annoyed by me, now that I hang around in her apartment all day.- UnknownCats, Corona-Jokes
The government just decided: Every houshold hoarding more than 10 rolls of toilet paper is from now on regarded as a public toilet.- UnknownCorona-Jokes
Many people didn't know, that just before the end, dinosaurs met each other at asteroid parties.- UnknownCorona-Jokes
Why is there a shortage of toilet paper in times of Corona?
If someone sneezes, everyone around him shits their pants.