COVID-19 - The funniest Corona-jokes

The guys and I ate stuff from the fridge in our shared apartment for five years and we're still alive. Whatever's in that Corona vaccine can't be more dangerous.

So you have been eating burgers and Chicken McNuggets all your life, but don't want the vaccine, because "you don't know what's in it?"

Schools stay open during the pandemic to ensure that bad students come back home with positive results for once.

I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea.

I dare saying that in regard of protecting us from Corona, a mask that may be uncomfortable is way more effective than a tin foil hat.

The last person that was excited about a check with Donald Trump's name on it was Stormy Daniels.

Okay, I'm bored in the house and I’m in the house bored
Bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
Bored than a motherfucker, in the house bored
And I'm bored than a motherfucker, in the house bored

I imagined the Apocalypse with zombies and pumpguns, not with washing hands and staying at home.

Remember last week when your grocery list wasn't just 'GRAB WHATEVER IS LEFT'?

We are looking at the biggest economic crash since 1970.
And thanks to closed barber-shops, we'll soon look like the 70s again.

Crazy times we're living in. I used to cough to hide a fart, now I'm farting to hide a cough.

My cat is really annoyed by me, now that I hang around in her apartment all day.

The government just decided: Every houshold hoarding more than 10 rolls of toilet paper is from now on regarded as a public toilet.

Many people didn't know, that just before the end, dinosaurs met each other at asteroid parties.

Why is there a shortage of toilet paper in times of Corona?
If someone sneezes, everyone around him shits their pants.

Pop in COD on the PS4
Tell the bitch chill like refrigerator doors
We can heat up some ramen, can't go to the store
Can't even go on tour