The best Quotes by Cordelia Chase

Giles: "Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?"
Cordelia: "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 18

Look, Buffy, you may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 6

I'm just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side. You know? Like how even used Mercedes still have leather seats.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 3

Mercedes-Benz

Xander: "Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night?"
Cordelia: "You sure don't."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 3

It must be hard when all your friends here have, like superpowers. Slayer, werewolves, witches, vampires, and you're like this little nothing. You must feel like… Jimmy Olsen.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 3 Episode 13

Jimmy Olsen

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Buffy: "Sorry to say, Xand, slaying is a tad more perilous than dating."
Xander: "Well, you're obviously not dating Cordelia."

Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 16

Giles: "Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?"
Willow: "Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?"

Willow Rosenberg in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 3

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Dawn: "So what are you supposed to be?"
Anya: "An angel."
Dawn: "Oh, shouldn't you have wings?"
Anya: "Um, no, this is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don't have wings, we just skate around with perfect hair fighting crime."

Anya Jenkins in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 Episode 6

Charlie's Angels

I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do, the way you think, the way you move. I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life... like a man. I just thought you might like to know.

Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 5 Episode 10

Love declerations Anya Jenkins

I laugh in the face of danger! Then I... hide until it goes away.

Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 3

Darla: "Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is?"
Buffy: "Bad hair on top of that outfit?"

Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 7

Willow: "Have you Googled her?"
Xander: "Willow! She's seventeen!"
Willow: "It's a search engine."

Willow Rosenberg in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 7 Episode 4

Google

The Master: "You're dead."
Buffy: "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."

Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 12

The Master

We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Buffy, and you're history!

Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 5

You've got to stop doing this. This dying thing is funny once, maybe twice...

Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 Episode 20

Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.

Spike Pratt in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 3

Buffy: "What are you doing here? Five words or less!"
Spike: "Out. For. A. Walk... B*tch."

Spike Pratt in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 5 Episode 5

Buffy: "This'll probably go faster if we split up."
Lily: "Can I come with you?"
Buffy: "Okay, where did I lose you on the whole splitting up thing?"

Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 21

Strong is fighting. It's hard and it's painful and it's every day. It's what we have to do, and we can do it together, but if you're too much of a coward for that, then burn.

Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 3 Episode 10

Anya: "For God's sakes Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?"
Andrew: "Entertaining and educating."
Anya: "Why can't you just m*sturbate like the rest of us?"

Anya Jenkins in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 7 Episode 16

It's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen-year-old to unplug a telephone.

Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 9

Teenagers

Willow: "And there's no one in the world who has the power to stop me now."
Giles: "I'd like to test that theory."

Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 Episode 21

What's the fun of burying someone if they're already dead?

The Master in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 10

Giles: "Oh, Emily Dickinson."
Buffy: "We're both fans."
Giles: "Yes, she's quite a good poet. I mean for a..."
Buffy: "A girl?"
Giles: "For an American."

Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 5

Emily Dickinson

I, Anya, want to marry you, Xander, because... I love you, and I'll always love you. And, before I knew you, I was like a completely different person. Not even a person, really. And I'd seen what love could do to people, and it was... hurt, and sadness. Alone was better. And then, suddenly, there was you! And you knew me. You saw me. And it was this... thing. You make me feel safe and warm, so, I... get it now. I finally get love, Xander! I really do.

Anya Jenkins in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 Episode 16

Love declerations Xander

Xander: "Buffy and Faith are in the library gettin' all sweaty."
Cordelia: "They're training."
Xander: "I stand by my phrase."

Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 3 Episode 5

Yeah, I did a couple of Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag!

Spike Pratt in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 3

Who knew wearing your costume under your clothes was so uncomfortable? Secret identities are such a pain.

Jimmy Olsen in DC Comic Books - Countdown Vol 1

My name's Jimmy Olsen, in case you didn't guess. James Bartholomew Olsen, it says on my birth certificate. Should look real nice on a tombstone, don't you think?

Jimmy Olsen in DC Comic Books - World of Metropolis

I'm Jimmy Olsen - photojournalist for the Metropolis Daily Planet - and this is where I shine.

Jimmy Olsen in DC Comic Books - Superman: Metropolis #1

There's a madman on the loose, Superman. A cannon-slinging lunatic who calls himself... Bloodsport!

Jimmy Olsen in DC Comic Books - Superman Vol 2

Superman

Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable crying in a Mercedes, than on a bike.

Mercedes-Benz

So, who do you kill for fun around here?

Spike Pratt in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 3

Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend.

Buffy Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 9

Spike Pratt

I, Anya, promise to... love you, to cherish you, to honor you, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?

Anya Jenkins in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 Episode 16

Giles: "This computer invasion that Willow's performing on the coroner's office... One assumes it is entirely legal?"
Buffy: "Of course."
Willow: "Entirely."
Giles: "Right. Wasn't here. Didn't see it. Couldn't have stopped you."

Rupert Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 1 Episode 4

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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