The best Quotes by Cooper Connelly

You're mine, Billie. You're all mine. And don't you forget it.

It's actually an Algonquin word, "Connecticut". Land of the long tidal river.

"Hey. Do you like bad boys?"
"Sure do. Let me know if you find one."

He is my all-time favorite person. And I want us to live a hundred years and die at the exact same moment. And I want our souls to find each other on the other side as soon as possible, so we can fall in love and make more babies, and do it all over again. I just also want him to f*ck my brains out.

Before I met him, I'd been contorted into at least 73% of the positions in the Kama Sutra - as should we all.

Those were the days. People say you don't know them when you're having them. But I knew.

The 'mecca of college basketball is in Storrs, Connecticut.

Canaan? Is your mom religious or just super into towns of Connecticut?

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Connecticut - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.