Quotes and Sayings about Cookies

Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.

Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

I don't want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar-free sugar cookies.

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many cookies should I be eating today again?

Who can eat millions of cookies in one night and not get fat? Well, I can.

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.

Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.

Cookie is like high five for stomach.

Me love to eat cookies. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it.

Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.

Sometimes me think, "What is a friend?" And then me say, "a friend is someone to share the last cookie with."

Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

I got 99 cookies cause a b*tch ate one.

There's always a cookie crime happening in the cookie jar. The chocolate cookies have conspired against the oatmeal ones. The butter cookies desperately try to keep the peace, but the vanilla crescents are too fragile to get involved. Meanwhile, the cookie monster king throws a party and all the cookies dance on the table. At the end of the day, they all turn into crumbs, but happy crumbs!

Cookies are small masterpieces of comfort. They smell like childhood memories, taste like love, and bring a smile to your face. With each bite, a door opens to infinite satisfaction. Cookies are the sweet melody that touches hearts and warms souls. A simple pleasure that takes us back to the moment when everything was perfect.

With their crunchy texture and sweet allure, cookies capture the hearts of connoisseurs. Lovingly shaped by the master baker, these cookies are a testament to his craftsmanship. Their aroma fill the air, tempting even the most virtuous to indulge in these sweet temptations.

Cookies are so sweet and fine,
Delicacies, small and pure.
They crunch gently, they melt with ease,
A delight that touches hearts, please.

I've never heard the words "only" and "candy" in the same sentence before.

You have to be very careful with sweets. That powerful sense of satisfaction... it weakens your willpower and makes you relaxed. It only takes a few bites to get addicted, and with long-term consumption, you'll slowly but surely lose your edge.

Like any sugary treat, it tasted heavenly at first, but if you gorged on it, you'd be sick.

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups - candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.

Candy is the soul's vegetable.

For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can't be bought.

Kate: "We have to hang the stockings and make the eggnog. It just won't be Christmas without it!"
Claire: "Oh, honey, there is more to Christmas than all that stuff."

It's true, Christmas can feel like a lot of work, particularly for mothers. But when you look back on all the Christmases in your life, you'll find you've created family traditions and lasting memories. Those memories, good and bad, are really what helps to keep a family together over the long haul.

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

[Asked why he lives in a trash can] Well, the rent is cheap and I love trash, so I figured I would be close to it if I lived in a trash can myself.

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash!

Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"

Interviewer: "What's been the best part of your new life here in town, Edward?"
Edward: "The friends I've made."

Do you ever get sad when an old memory resurfaces? It's funny. Even a good memory can make you cry.

Belsnickel: "The only thing you ever cared about was your stupid holiday."
Santa: "That stupid holiday makes billions of people feel love and happiness."

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?

I'm a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it's bad or good.

For all of its uncertainty, we cannot flee the future.