Quote by Cookie Monster (about Cookies)

Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.

Cookie Monster in The Muppet Show

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Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.

Cookie Monster in Sesame Street

Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.

Cookie Monster in Sesame Street

Cookie is like high five for stomach.

Cookie Monster in Sesame Street

Me love to eat cookies. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it.

Cookie Monster in Sesame Street

Sometimes me think, "What is a friend?" And then me say, "a friend is someone to share the last cookie with."

Cookie Monster in The Muppet Show

Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show

Statler: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2

Waldorf: "Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit. He's sick."
Kermit: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf: "No, the show. He's sick of it."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 13

Waldorf: "Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
Statler: "What?"
Waldorf: "It ends."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 3

Statler: "I know what is wrong, with this show, it's the theater."
Waldorf: "What's wrong with it?"
Statler: "The seats face the stage."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 2 Episode 1

Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.

Sweets & Candy Cookies

Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

Edward in Edward Scissorhands

Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 5 Episode 18

Sesame Street

Waldorf: "Well, this has been an evening to remember."
Statler: "Why?"
Waldorf: "I forgot."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 18

Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show

You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show - Before You Leap

Mosquitoes

Nurse Piggy: "It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him."
Doctor Bob: "Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago."

Doctor Bob in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 17

[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

Ernie & Bert in Sesame Street

Bananas

Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."

Ernie & Bert in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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