The best Quotes by Cookie Monster

The best Quotes by Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster is a blue Muppet character on the long-running children's television show Sesame Street.

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.
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Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.
Cookie is like high five for stomach.
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Me love to eat cookies. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it.
Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.
Sometimes me think, "What is a friend?" And then me say, "a friend is someone to share the last cookie with."

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[Asked why he lives in a trash can] Well, the rent is cheap and I love trash, so I figured I would be close to it if I lived in a trash can myself.
Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash!
Elmo thinks it's important to be kind because if you're kind to somebody, then they'll be kind to somebody, and it goes on and on and on.
Ernie: "You know, whenever I'm not sleepy, Bert tells me to count sheep."
Count: "‘Count Sheep?’ Who's that?"
Bad days happen to everyone, but when one happens to you, just keep doing your best and never let a bad day make you feel bad about yourself.
Where there is life, there is hope.
Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't you?
It is I, your furry pal, Grover!
[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.
Greetings it is I the Count. They call me the Count because I love to count things.
If you keep practicing, you can do anything.
You'd be a grouch, too, if you lived in a trash can.
Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.
Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
I don't want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar-free sugar cookies.
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I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many cookies should I be eating today again?
Who can eat millions of cookies in one night and not get fat? Well, I can.
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.
Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.
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I got 99 cookies cause a b*tch ate one.
Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"
Statler: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."
Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2
Waldorf: "Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit. He's sick."
Kermit: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf: "No, the show. He's sick of it."
Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 13
Waldorf: "Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
Statler: "What?"
Waldorf: "It ends."
Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 3
Statler: "I know what is wrong, with this show, it's the theater."
Waldorf: "What's wrong with it?"
Statler: "The seats face the stage."
Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 2 Episode 1
Nurse Piggy: "It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him."
Doctor Bob: "Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago."
Doctor Bob in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 17
Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."
Ernie & Bert in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2
It's incredible where you can go with your imagination.
Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"
Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 5 Episode 18
Waldorf: "Well, this has been an evening to remember."
Statler: "Why?"
Waldorf: "I forgot."
Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 18
Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.
You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.
Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show - Before You Leap

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