Quotes by Cookie Monster

Sometimes me think, "What is a friend?" And then me say, "a friend is someone to share the last cookie with."

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: home is cookie.

Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.

Cookie is like high five for stomach.

Me love to eat cookies. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it.

Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.