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[Asked why he lives in a trash can] Well, the rent is cheap and I love trash, so I figured I would be close to it if I lived in a trash can myself.

Oscar the Grouch in Sesame Street

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash!

Oscar the Grouch in Sesame Street

Trash & Garbage

Elmo thinks it's important to be kind because if you're kind to somebody, then they'll be kind to somebody, and it goes on and on and on.

Elmo in Sesame Street

Ernie: "You know, whenever I'm not sleepy, Bert tells me to count sheep."
Count: "‘Count Sheep?’ Who's that?"

The Count in Sesame Street

Bad days happen to everyone, but when one happens to you, just keep doing your best and never let a bad day make you feel bad about yourself.

Big Bird in Sesame Street

Where there is life, there is hope.

Grover in Sesame Street

Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't you?

Big Bird in Sesame Street

It is I, your furry pal, Grover!

Grover in Sesame Street

[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.

Ernie & Bert in Sesame Street

Bananas

Greetings it is I the Count. They call me the Count because I love to count things.

The Count in Sesame Street

If you keep practicing, you can do anything.

Elmo in Sesame Street

You'd be a grouch, too, if you lived in a trash can.

Oscar the Grouch in Sesame Street

Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.

Sweets & Candy Cookies

Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

Edward in Edward Scissorhands

I don't want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar-free sugar cookies.

Queenie in Animal Crossing

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many cookies should I be eating today again?

Who can eat millions of cookies in one night and not get fat? Well, I can.

Santa Claus in The Christmas Chronicles

Santa Claus Cookies

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

Sandra Bullock

Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.

Barbara Jordan

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

Heather Brewer in Vladimir Tod

I got 99 cookies cause a b*tch ate one.

Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show

Statler: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2

Waldorf: "Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit. He's sick."
Kermit: "Oh, that's too bad. The flu?"
Waldorf: "No, the show. He's sick of it."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 13

Waldorf: "Just when you think the show is terrible, something wonderful happens."
Statler: "What?"
Waldorf: "It ends."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 3

Statler: "I know what is wrong, with this show, it's the theater."
Waldorf: "What's wrong with it?"
Statler: "The seats face the stage."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 2 Episode 1

Nurse Piggy: "It's too late, Dr. Bob. We've lost him."
Doctor Bob: "Well, he couldn't have gone so far. He was under the sheet just a second ago."

Doctor Bob in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 17

Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."

Ernie & Bert in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2

It's incredible where you can go with your imagination.

Elmo in Sesame Street

Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 5 Episode 18

Sesame Street

Waldorf: "Well, this has been an evening to remember."
Statler: "Why?"
Waldorf: "I forgot."

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 4 Episode 18

Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show

You are what you eat, which I guess makes me part mosquito.

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show - Before You Leap

Mosquitoes

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