Quote by Conan O'Brien (about Arnold Schwarzenegger, Halloween)

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Halloween

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