The best Quotes from Coming to America

No journey is too great when one finds what he seeks.

So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.

I want a woman so black when you make love you need a flashlight.

It is also tradition that times must and always do change, my friend.

I want a woman that will arouse my intellect as well as my loins.

Time does fly fast, my son. It seems only yesterday I ordered your first diaper changed. Now you're a man about to be married. She will give you much pleasure, don't you think?

Is it just me, or does every woman in Queens have some kind of an emotional problem?

Are my Princely robes not on fleek?

Prince Akeem: "But when I marry, I want the woman to love me for who I am, not because of what I am."
Jaffe Joffer: "And who are you?"
Prince Akeem: "I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before."
Jaffe Joffer: "Wrong. You are a Prince who has never tied his shoes. Believe me. I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience."

Please refrain from using any further obscenities in the presence of these people!

If lovin' the lord is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Prince Akeem: "Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big 'H'. It was a most ripping victory."
Cleo McDowell: "Son, I'm only going to tell you this one time."
Prince Akeem: "Yes?"
Cleo McDowell: "If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs."

Prince Akeem: "So, you would share your bed, and your fortune, with a beautiful fool?"
Semmi: "That is the way it has always been with men of power. It is tradition."

Prince Akeem: "Good morning, my neighbors!"
Neighbor: "Hey, f you!"
Prince Akeem: "Yes, yes! F you too!"

I don't know whether to shake your hand, or kiss it, or bow, or what. I feel like breakdancing.

Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

I want to let you know that there is a definitive blueprint that you can follow to achieve success, prosperity, longevity and peace of mind. I've followed it my whole career. It's very simple, just do these three things: pay your taxes, mind your business and keep Will Smith's wife's name out of your f*cking mouth!

I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.

White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination as a black dude.

Anything you have to "acquire a taste for" was not meant to be eaten.

The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone's advice.

If I don't die in a plane crash or something, this country has a rare opportunity to watch a great talent grow.

The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood, they're in a good mood.

I'm a comedian who got into movies, so I don't really think of myself as an actor.

In the original script, my character was a basketball player rather than a boxer. I didn't think I could pull that off. I'm a little short to be a basketball player!

Fit? Slept well? Motivated? Great - me neither. Good Morning!

Good morning, darling. You're the reason I'm getting up in the morning. Just joking - gotta go to work. See you later!

May your coffee be strong and your work-day short.

Sgt. Ernie Savage: "Beautiful morning, Sergeant!"
Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley: "What are you a f*cking weatherman now?"

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.