The best Quotes by Comedians

The best Quotes by Comedians
Louis C. K.„It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.”10 Quotes by Louis C. K.Bill Burr„If you wonder why society is going down the drain, take a look at people having children. Then, look at the people who you think would make good parents. That should tell you just about all you need to know.”Dave Chappelle„Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.”12 Quotes by Dave Chappelle
Jerry Seinfeld„It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”10 Quotes by Jerry SeinfeldChris RockIf I ever have a daughter I am going to name her Taken. That way, when a boy asks her name she'll say "Hi, I'm Taken."7 Quotes by Chris Rock
Taylor Tomlinson„Hey has anybody else paid a therapist hundreds of dollars to tell you to "take some deep breaths"?”5 Quotes by Taylor Tomlinson