Louis C. K.„It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.”11 Quotes by Louis C. K.
Felix Lobrecht„One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".” Bill Burr„If you wonder why society is going down the drain, take a look at people having children. Then, look at the people who you think would make good parents. That should tell you just about all you need to know.”2 Quotes by Bill Burr Dave Chappelle„Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.”12 Quotes by Dave Chappelle Jerry Seinfeld„It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”10 Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld Chris RockIf I ever have a daughter I am going to name her Taken. That way, when a boy asks her name she'll say "Hi, I'm Taken."7 Quotes by Chris Rock Taylor TomlinsonI don't know if you guys have tried to get a 20-something dude from a dating app to wear a condom lately. But it's sort of like trying to convince a 5-year-old to put a jacket on over his Halloween costume. "Noo! You're gonna ruin it! You can't even see it!"7 Quotes by Taylor Tomlinson