The best Quotes by Comedians

The best Quotes by Comedians
Louis C. K.„It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.”10 Quotes by Louis C. K.Quotes by Louis C. K.Bill Burr„If you wonder why society is going down the drain, take a look at people having children. Then, look at the people who you think would make good parents. That should tell you just about all you need to know.”Dave Chappelle„Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.”12 Quotes by Dave ChappelleQuotes by Dave Chappelle
Jerry Seinfeld„It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”10 Quotes by Jerry SeinfeldQuotes by Jerry SeinfeldChris RockIf I ever have a daughter I am going to name her Taken. That way, when a boy asks her name she'll say "Hi, I'm Taken."7 Quotes by Chris RockQuotes by Chris Rock
Taylor Tomlinson„Go on TikTok. There are teenage girls editing themselves into Harry Potter movies. I mean, it's incredible! If that technology existed when I was 11, I would have lost my virginity even later.”6 Quotes by Taylor TomlinsonQuotes by Taylor Tomlinson