Before coffee, I'm up and walking around but I'm not awake.CoffeeColumbo in Columbo, Season 4 Episode 1
I'm going home and finish getting drunk.Columbo in Columbo, Season 7 Episode 2
Rumford: "Do you have a first name?"
Columbo: "I do. My wife is about the only one that uses it."
It's a little... steep. But I'll tell ya, it was the quickest way down.Columbo in Columbo, Season 2 Episode 2
My wife says I'm the second smartest. She claims there are 80 guys tied for first.Columbo in Columbo, Season 1 Episode 6
Let's start with small things. Let's finish our coffee.Columbo in Columbo
Perfect murder, sir? Oh, I'm sorry. There's no such thing as a perfect murder. That's just an illusion.Columbo in Columbo
Oh, there's just one more thing...Columbo in Columbo