The best Quotes by Columbo

Columbo is an American crime drama television series starring Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo, a homicide detective with the Los Angeles Police Department.

The best Series Quotes

Before coffee, I'm up and walking around but I'm not awake.

CoffeeColumbo in Columbo, Season 4 Episode 1
 
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I'm going home and finish getting drunk.

Columbo in Columbo, Season 7 Episode 2
 
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Rumford: "Do you have a first name?"
Columbo: "I do. My wife is about the only one that uses it."

Columbo in Columbo
 
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It's a little... steep. But I'll tell ya, it was the quickest way down.

Columbo in Columbo, Season 2 Episode 2
 
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My wife says I'm the second smartest. She claims there are 80 guys tied for first.

Columbo in Columbo, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Let's start with small things. Let's finish our coffee.

Columbo in Columbo
 
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Perfect murder, sir? Oh, I'm sorry. There's no such thing as a perfect murder. That's just an illusion.

Columbo in Columbo
 
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Oh, there's just one more thing...

Columbo in Columbo
 
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