The best Quotes by Columbo

Before coffee, I'm up and walking around but I'm not awake.

I'm going home and finish getting drunk.

Rumford: "Do you have a first name?"
Columbo: "I do. My wife is about the only one that uses it."

It's a little... steep. But I'll tell ya, it was the quickest way down.

My wife says I'm the second smartest. She claims there are 80 guys tied for first.

Let's start with small things. Let's finish our coffee.

Perfect murder, sir? Oh, I'm sorry. There's no such thing as a perfect murder. That's just an illusion.

Oh, there's just one more thing...