The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.Learning, Education, College0
You have to stay in school. You have to. You have to go to college. You have to get your degree. Because that's the one thing people can't take away from you is your education. And it is worth the investment.Education, College0
Too much of what is called 'education' is little more than an expensive isolation from reality.Education, School, College0
Harmony. It's not about what's lasting or permanent, it is about individual voices coming together for a moment. And that moment lasts the length of a breath.Moment & Present, College0
No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.Knowledge, College0
We believe that a little girl who’s offered an escape from poverty by a great teacher or a grant for college could become the next Steve Jobs.College0
This is all I'm going to say about drugs: Stay away from them! There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.Drugs, College0
Elliot: 'I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity.'
J.D.: 'Did you find it?'
Elliot: 'No. I must've left it at college.'
Nobody takes an intro class to get on any other path, but the path to not being hungover anymore. I learned that in my intro to something-ology class.College0
Ted: 'Oh hey, where are you guys?'
Barney: 'We're in a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college.'
Ted: 'Stripclub... nice!'
Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.College, Long-Distance Relationships0
I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that... I was in the fifth grade.College0
Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.Creativity, College0
That party last night was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three, wake up at ten
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man, I love college