The best Quotes about College Life

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The best Quotes about College Life

Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."

Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 1

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I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that... I was in the fifth grade.

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 4

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Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.

John F. Nash in A Beautiful Mind

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I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruins my career. I'd rather be smart than a movie star.

Natalie Portman

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

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Ted: "Oh hey, where are you guys?"
Barney: "We're in a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college."
Ted: "Stripclub... nice!"

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 1

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Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 16

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Long-Distance Relationships Teenagers

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

Craig Kilborn

Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

No man should escape our universities without knowing how little he knows.

Robert Oppenheimer

My favorite college experience was probably leaving college.

Marshawn Lynch

Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results!

Dr. Raymond Stantz in Ghostbusters

Just because I don't have a college degree doesn't mean I am not smart!

To be successful in life what you need is education, not literacy and degrees.

Munshi Premchand

The U.S. Census Bureau acknowledged this fact when it reported that those with a bachelor's degree earn on average $1 million more over their lifetime than those with only a high school diploma.

Elijah Cummings

Chandler: "Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break?"
Ross: "What's the difference?"
Monica: "Well, a spring vacation you're doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you're doing frat guys."

Monica Geller in Friends - Season 6 Episode 19

The University brings out all abilities, including incapability.

Anton Chekhov

College isn’t the place to go for ideas.

Helen Keller

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

Learning Education

You have to stay in school. You have to. You have to go to college. You have to get your degree. Because that's the one thing people can't take away from you is your education. And it is worth the investment.

Michelle Obama

Too much of what is called 'education' is little more than an expensive isolation from reality.

Thomas Sowell

Education School

Education does not necessarily make you wiser.

Learning Education

Harmony. It's not about what's lasting or permanent, it is about individual voices coming together for a moment. And that moment lasts the length of a breath.

Francis Underwood in House of Cards - Season 1 Episode 8

We believe that a little girl who’s offered an escape from poverty by a great teacher or a grant for college could become the next Steve Jobs.

Barack Obama - acceptance speech to the Democratic National Convention, 06.09.2012

This is all I'm going to say about drugs: Stay away from them! There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.

Chef in South Park - Season 2 Episode 4

Nobody takes an intro class to get on any other path, but the path to not being hungover anymore. I learned that in my intro to something-ology class.

Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 5

That party last night was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three, wake up at ten
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man, I love college

Asher Roth - I Love College, Album: Asleep in the Bread Aisle

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Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"

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If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

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Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

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