Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"
When life gives you pineapples, add rum and make Piña Colada!PineapplesUnknown
The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea.The Boss Baby, by Tim
As long as the final straw's inside a cocktail glas, everything's fine.Unknown
Cocktails don't solve problems. But water doesn't do so aswell.Unknown
I'd like some Sex on the Beach and a cocktail, please!Unknown
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.Rodney Dangerfield
There is something urbane, stylish, and worldly about owning a cocktail shaker.Roger Stone
"Now, I'll have some healthy tea after work."
"That's Long Island Ice Tea?!"