Quotes and Sayings about Cocktails

Quotes and Sayings about Cocktails

Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"
Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10
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Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lime.
Margarita
I have mixed drinks about my feelings.
Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to the same thing.
When life gives you pineapples, add rum and make Piña Colada!
The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea.
As long as the final straw's inside a cocktail glas, everything's fine.
Cocktails don't solve problems. But water doesn't do so aswell.
I'd like some Sex on the Beach and a cocktail, please!
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
There is something urbane, stylish, and worldly about owning a cocktail shaker.
"Now, I'll have some healthy tea after work."
"That's Long Island Ice Tea?!"
"Shut up."
I got us Thai iced teas, unless you want me to pour you something less non-alcoholic.
Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 4 Episode 2

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Everything's better with some wine in the belly.
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
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The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.
Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 18
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Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 6 Episode 3
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It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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That's what I do. I drink and I know things.
Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 2
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Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.
Zoltan Chivay in The Witcher - III
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Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.
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If you want more sex, just ask for it.
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Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."
Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2
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Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.
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Samantha: "I don't get laid, unless the Knicks win. Can I just say? They and I have been on a very long losing streak."
Carrie: "That's awful."
Samantha: "No kidding. The Knicks are the only ones getting screwed!"
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Samantha: "Threesomes are huge right now, they're the bl*wjob of the '90s."
Charlotte: "What was the bl*wjob of the '80s?"
Samantha: "Anal sex."
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A woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.
It's amazing, isn't it? How someone can get so into your blood.
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Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?
Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13
I wasn't there when the meth was cooked. I wasn't there when it was sold. I didn't witness any of the murders, but I damn well knew what was happening. I was more than a willing participant. I was indispensable. I kept Walter White out of Jail. I laundered his money. I lied for him. I conspired with him and I made millions.
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Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable.
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Don't burrito your head in the sand.
The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure.
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Be like a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside.
The difference between try and triumph is just a little "umph"!
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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The evening's the best part of the day. You've done your day's work. Now you can put your feet up and enjoy it.
If you don't like where you're heading, there's no shame in going back and changing your path.
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If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an a-shole!
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Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.
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If you die on me, I will kill you.
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Stanford: "This is Manhattan, even the shrinks have shrinks."
Carrie: "The fact was, Stanford was right. The therapist was as ubiquitous in Manhattan as pirated cable."
Stanford: "I have three. One when I want to be cuddled, one when I want tough Iove and one for when I just want to Iook at a really beautiful man."
Carrie: "That's sick."
Stanford: "Which is why I see the other two."
Stanford Blatch in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13
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Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.
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Kim: "When I knew him, he was."
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