The best Quotes and Sayings about Cocktails

Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"

I have mixed drinks about my feelings.

Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to the same thing.

When life gives you pineapples, add rum and make Piña Colada!

The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea.

As long as the final straw's inside a cocktail glas, everything's fine.

Cocktails don't solve problems. But water doesn't do so aswell.

I'd like some Sex on the Beach and a cocktail, please!

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

There is something urbane, stylish, and worldly about owning a cocktail shaker.

"Now, I'll have some healthy tea after work."
"That's Long Island Ice Tea?!"
"Shut up."

I got us Thai iced teas, unless you want me to pour you something less non-alcoholic.