Quotes and Sayings about Cocktails

Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10

Sex

Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lime.

Margarita

Cinco de Mayo

I have mixed drinks about my feelings.

Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to the same thing.

D. H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover

Sex

When life gives you pineapples, add rum and make Piña Colada!

Pineapples

The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea.

Tim in The Boss Baby

As long as the final straw's inside a cocktail glas, everything's fine.

Cocktails don't solve problems. But water doesn't do so aswell.

I'd like some Sex on the Beach and a cocktail, please!

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

Rodney Dangerfield

There is something urbane, stylish, and worldly about owning a cocktail shaker.

Roger Stone

"Now, I'll have some healthy tea after work."
"That's Long Island Ice Tea?!"
"Shut up."

After Work

I got us Thai iced teas, unless you want me to pour you something less non-alcoholic.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 4 Episode 2

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

Alcohol Toasts

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

Alcohol Wine

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Bob Marley

Alcohol Drugs Marijuana & Weed

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

Alcohol Funny Quotes

'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Charles Bukowski in Women

Alcohol

The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 18

Alcohol

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 6 Episode 3

Alcohol Brain

It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

John Osborne

Alcohol

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Ernest Hemingway

Alcohol Intelligence

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 2

Knowledge Alcohol

Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.

Zoltan Chivay in The Witcher - III

Alcohol

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Frank Sinatra

Alcohol Night

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

Ringo Starr

Alcohol Drugs

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

Sex Erotic Quotes

Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2

Sex

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

Eminem

Sex Violence Drugs

Samantha: "I don't get laid, unless the Knicks win. Can I just say? They and I have been on a very long losing streak."
Carrie: "That's awful."
Samantha: "No kidding. The Knicks are the only ones getting screwed!"

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

New York Knicks

Samantha: "Threesomes are huge right now, they're the bl*wjob of the '90s."
Charlotte: "What was the bl*wjob of the '80s?"
Samantha: "Anal sex."

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 8

Sex Erotic Quotes

A woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.

D. H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover

Women

It's amazing, isn't it? How someone can get so into your blood.

Lady Chatterley in Lady Chatterley's Lover - Film

Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

I wasn't there when the meth was cooked. I wasn't there when it was sold. I didn't witness any of the murders, but I damn well knew what was happening. I was more than a willing participant. I was indispensable. I kept Walter White out of Jail. I laundered his money. I lied for him. I conspired with him and I made millions.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

Walter White

Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 12

Breakup

Don't burrito your head in the sand.

Cinco de Mayo

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure.

D. H. Lawrence

Beauty Flowers

Be like a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet on the inside.

Pineapples

The difference between try and triumph is just a little "umph"!

Ted Jr. in The Boss Baby - Family Business

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage

Cold weather probably played a bigger role in bringing back the hat, but sadly, the hat common to New Jersey guidos, South Carolina rednecks, Idaho potato farmers and Los Angeles gang bangers is the ubiquitous 'tractor hat,' which is derived from the cheap baseball style cap with the adjustable plastic tab.

Roger Stone

The evening's the best part of the day. You've done your day's work. Now you can put your feet up and enjoy it.

Kazuo Ishiguro in The Remains of the Day

Evening After Work

If you don't like where you're heading, there's no shame in going back and changing your path.

Chuck McGill in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an a-shole!

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 6

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 2

Sex

If you die on me, I will kill you.

Charlotte York in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 8

Stanford: "This is Manhattan, even the shrinks have shrinks."
Carrie: "The fact was, Stanford was right. The therapist was as ubiquitous in Manhattan as pirated cable."
Stanford: "I have three. One when I want to be cuddled, one when I want tough Iove and one for when I just want to Iook at a really beautiful man."
Carrie: "That's sick."
Stanford: "Which is why I see the other two."

Stanford Blatch in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

Manhatten

Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 1

Jesse: "This guy [Saul Goodman], any good?"
Kim: "When I knew him, he was."

Kim Wexler in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 12

Saul Goodman

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