War never ends. Peace is just the lull between battles.John Kreese in Cobra Kai, Season 2 Episode 7
Cobra Kai is about being badass. And the baddest badass is the one who beats his opponent when he's at his strongest. Not when his back is turned. Not when he's injured.Johnny Lawrence in Cobra Kai, Season 2 Episode 1
Daniel: "I've got to admit, you're more of a natural than I was. But don't get too cocky, there's always another lesson to be learned."
Robby: "Is that a Mr. Miyagi saying?"
Daniel: "No, I just made that one up on the fly."
Wanna score those hot babes? Try karate! Kicks get chicks.Johnny Lawrence in Cobra Kai, Season 1 Episode 3
Honey, if they arrested everybody who painted dicks on things, there just wouldn't be any room in the jails for all the murderers.Samantha LaRusso in Cobra Kai, Season 1 Episode 4
We do not allow weakness in this dojo. So, you can leave your asthma and you peanut allergies and all that over made-up bullshit outside.Johnny Lawrence in Cobra Kai, Season 1 Episode 2
I'm not just gonna teach you how to conquer your fears. I'm gonna teach you how to awaken the snake within you. And once you do that, you'll be the one who's feared.Johnny Lawrence in Cobra Kai, Season 1 Episode 1
Johnny: "Are you sure you're ready? 'Cause once you go down this path, there's no turning back."
Miguel: "You're gonna be my karate teacher?"
Johnny: "No. I'm gonna be your sensei."
You want my advice? Stop being so annoying. Maybe you'll stop getting your ass kicked.Johnny Lawrence in Cobra Kai, Season 1 Episode 1