The best Quotes by Clark Thompson

The best Quotes by Clark Thompson

I love the free press. It's, like, the best... press.
God's Favorite Idiot - Season 1 Episode 2
Mohsin: "God would probably choose someone simple, sweet."
Clark: "That's not me. I'm not simple and sweet. I'm very edgy, actually."
God's Favorite Idiot - Season 1 Episode 2
Chamuel: "You have been chosen by God to help the world."
Clark: "No, really? I was afraid he was gonna say something like this."
God's Favorite Idiot - Season 1 Episode 2

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Amily: "Maybe it is - maybe it isn't."
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Wendy: "Do you remember that time last year when you took three Tylenol PMs for your headache at lunch, and then you thought you saw a bobcat in the bathroom?"
Amily: "Yeah, I do, and in my defense, I thought I was taking three Vicodin. So it's not apples to opioids."
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You are acting crazier than normal, which is very crazy.
Mohsin Raza in God's Favorite Idiot - Season 1 Episode 1
I do want to just be completely open and honest. Yes, I did cocaine twice last week, but I did zero cocaine preceding the event that I am about to describe. I also accidentally roofied myself last night, too, but I don't know if that's really relevant.
Amily Luck in God's Favorite Idiot - Season 1 Episode 1
Amily: "We don't know that this is a religious thing. Maybe you'll just spontaneously combust."
Clark: "What?"
Amily: "Low, low percentage."
Amily Luck in God's Favorite Idiot - Season 1 Episode 2
If Clark is the beacon to God, the freaky possibilities of how this could all play out are literally endless.
Clark, the glowing is gorgeous. Tom, need the hands above the equator.
How about this? Why don't you tell your face to tell your face the truth the first time? Or tell that 'stache to tell the rest of your face the truth the first time.
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Dante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."
The stars at night, are big and bright,
deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky is wide and high,
deep in the heart of Texas.
Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.
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When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, he gets right back on. That is the second most important thing about bein' a Texan, right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else.
"Did you grow up in Texas?"
Meemaw: "Took my first bath in a ten-gallon hat."
Sheldon: "Texas, Oklahoma... what's the difference?"
Meemaw: "Hey, now, I think you might want to crack open your psychology textbook 'cause that there is crazy talk."
Amy: "Lino's reinventing Thanksgiving."
Zora: "Oh, good. 'Cause if there's anything Texans love, it's different sh-t."
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Since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on through the Lone Star state
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway
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In Texas, it's football. In Georgia, football. There's an appreciation from the average person about football more than anywhere else. And we have that for basketball in New York. And we'll always have that in New York.
Lila: "So, Richter, why are you such a nihilist?"
Richter: "A what?"
Lila: "I mean, anyone who blasts diesel into the atmosphere like that, truly gives zero f-s about like anything."
Richter: "I'm a Texan. I don't like people telling me what to do. Especially smug, self-righteous, rich, city folk."
In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans.
Marshall: "Except the flames of Lucifer keep singein our back bumper as we drive through this hellish, cheese-infected wasteland."
Lily: "Wisconsin?"
Marshall: "Wisconsin!"
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Another way of enjoying Minnesota is to move to Wisconsin.
Wisconsin girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.
There's a thing in Wisconsin called "deer widows", when all the men leave town to go on hunting trips and the women stay at home, to do whatever it is women do without men.
I was always a Favre fan. I was born in Wisconsin, and my whole family was Packers fans, so I grew up watching him.
Wisconsin's a special place.
I've only been to one winery in Wisconsin, and it had a paintball course.
Emily Cooper in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 8
Washington, D.C. is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Wisconsin - and that's pretty much the same thing.
A free press can, of course, be good or bad, but, most certainly without freedom, the press will never be anything but bad.
The most effective check and balance on government has been an independent press which maintains its credibility by ensuring that its criticism is balanced and based on fact - based indeed on solid journalistic work.
One of the unsung freedoms that go with a free press is the freedom not to read it.

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