Quotes by Claire Dunphy

Phil: 'What a beautiful dress.'
Gloria: 'Thank you, Phil.'
Phil: 'Oh, okay.'
Claire: 'Phil! She said Phil, not feel!'

Alex: 'Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.'
Phil: 'I got it. Where's the babyoil?'
Claire: 'It's on our bedside tip- I Don't know, find it!'