Don't burrito your head in the sand.
If you don't like tacos, I'm definitely nacho type!
Hillary Clinton made a campaign stop in Las Vegas yesterday. She said she wants citizenship for undocumented immigrants. But after seeing Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo yesterday, immigrants said, "You know what, we're good. We're gonna head back now. We had enough."
In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.
Happy Cinco de Mayo! It's a holiday that's as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Center's Mexican food pavilion.
Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch – or maybe you're the governor of Arizona.
Fiesta all day, siesta all night!
In queso you didn't know, I love Cinco de Mayo!
This weekend, millions of Americans will celebrate Cinco de Mayo and pay tribute to the rich history and courage of the Mexican people. This day of pride and celebration for Mexican Americans has been embraced by Americans of all backgrounds as a tribute to our deep historical, cultural and economic ties to Mexico. It is an opportunity to recognize the many ways in which Mexican Americans enrich the country with their culture.
Cinco de Mayo is boring... said no Juan ever.
When life gives you avocados, make guacamole!
Life's short. Eat more tacos!
Have a Mexellent Cinco de Mayo!
Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lime.
Margarita
I am convinced that the truest act of courage, the strongest act of manliness is to sacrifice ourselves for others in a totally non-violent struggle for justice.
Have a specu-taco-ular Cinco de Mayo!
Celebrate the day with tacos and tequila.
Holy guacamole, it's Cinco de Mayo!
On Cinco de Mayo, we celebrate the courage and determination of Mexican fighters who triumphed in their struggle for freedom and independence. This day reminds us that together, we can overcome any challenge. Let's celebrate Mexican culture and carry the significance of Cinco de Mayo in our hearts!
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Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."
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A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga. Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.
Emma in One Day
Mexico is a country of family values.
Richard Rodriguez - A View From the Melting Pot
Erin: "I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get sh-t-faced for four days."
Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"
Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 2003
They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.
I have tried my whole life to represent my Mexican roots with honor and pride.
Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
Tremendous numbers of people are coming up through Mexico in the hopes of flooding our Southern Border. We have sent additional military. We will build a Human Wall if necessary. If we had a real Wall, this would be a non-event!
Donald Trump - via Twitter, 05.02.2019
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people.
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
Mexico... or as you may know it: Spicy Canada.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
None of us should accept a future in which our daughters and granddaughters have fewer rights than we did.
Hillary Clinton - May 2022
1I like live audiences, with real people - virtual reality is no substitute.
It's about the kind of example we want to set for our children and grandchildren. Next time you see Trump on TV, think about all the children listening across America. You know, kids hear a lot more than we think.
Hillary Clinton - August 2016
We are New Yorkers. Proud citizens of the greatest city on earth. Thinking big isn't new to us. It is the very foundation of who we are.
I have an activist's desire to improve people's lives.
So the guy who shot Gadhafi was wearing a Yankees cap. Did you see that? If he'd had a Boston Red Sox hat on he probably would have missed.
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.
You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"
Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10
1We cannot seek achievement for ourselves and forget about progress and prosperity for our community. Our ambitions must be broad enough to include the aspirations and needs of others, for their sakes and for our own.
After the Lord Jesus had spoken to them, he was taken up into heaven and he sat at the right hand of God.
Mark - 16, 19
When the time for Pentecost was fulfilled, they were all in one place together. And suddenly there came from the sky a noise like a strong driving wind, and it filled the entire house in which they were. Then there appeared to them tongues as of fire, which parted and came to rest on each one of them. And they were all filled with the holy Spirit and began to speak in different tongues, as the Spirit enabled them to proclaim.
Acts of the Apostles - 2, 1-4
For whenever you eat this bread and drink this cup, you proclaim the Lord's death until he comes.
I Corinthians - 11, 26
My aim remains, if history approves, to unite our country.
Halloween. The one day of the year it's socially acceptable to play dress-up. The only question is, who do you want to be? There are costumes to make men feel like boys again. Or turn little girls into queens.
Gossip Girl in Gossip Girl - Season 3
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