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Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Of course I talk to myself. Because sometimes, I need expert advice.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

So you call yourself a mounty. He he he, you can't catch me. Why, you couldn't even catch a cold.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Operas

Okay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Oh you're mistaken Mac, you see I'm not 777174, I'm only three and a half.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."

Bugs Bunny in Space Jam

Michael Jordan

Daffy: "Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"

Bugs Bunny in Space Jam

Mickey Mouse

You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... we need your help!!

Bugs Bunny in Space Jam

If you're happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn't.

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes

I am a duck bent on self-preservation.

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes

Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire!

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes

Consequences, Schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich...

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes

Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes

Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities.

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes

I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible.

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes

Bugs: "Now it's my turn to do an act."
Daffy: "Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage!"

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - October 2022

California

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

Lalo Salamanca in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 5

California New Mexico

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

Lex Luthor in Superman

California

All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.

Gloria Swanson

California

Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last time I couldn't walk around in shorts all day.

Linus Torvalds

California Helsinki

The apparent ease of California life is an illusion, and those who believe the illusion real live here in only the most temporary way.

Joan Didion

California

Why can't you compare Washington State and Florida?
Because it'd be like comparing apples and oranges.

Florida Washington (State)

One doesn't soon forget the natural beauty of Washington, although those of us who live here do sometimes take it for granted.

Katharine Graham

Washington (State)

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Washington - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Washington (State)

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Humanity Breakup Grief & Condolence

As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Greed Humanity Money

A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

Marley & Me

Animals Dogs

Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.

Charlie Chaplin

Animals

Stan: "I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow."
Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"

Daffy Duck in Space Jam

Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.

Daffy Duck in Space Jam

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