Quote by Christopher Turk (about Homosexuality & LGBTQ+)

Turk: "Dude, what's the rule about white boys dancing in public?"
J.D.: "Not allowed unless you're gay..."

Christopher Turk in Scrubs - Season 3 Episode 1

Homosexuality & LGBTQ+

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One way or another, everyone stops bleeding.

Christopher Turk in Scrubs - Season 1 Episode 1

Blood

I'm not really proud of this, but I can pick your puff'n'stuff out of a lineup.

Christopher Turk in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 14

This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced 'an-al-ge-sic', not 'anal-gesic'. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.

Christopher Turk in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 8

Carla: "Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?"
Turk: "I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?"

Christopher Turk in Scrubs - Season 3 Episode 6

Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around.

J.D. in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 18

Solitude & Loneliness

Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.

J.D. in Scrubs

Remorse Satisfaction

Couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.

Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 1 Episode 15

Relationships

The truth is, it's all of your memories, the joyful ones and the heartbreaking ones, that make up who you are as a person.

J.D. in Scrubs - Season 6 Episode 11

Memories

I am not gay. Although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.

Kurt Cobain

Homosexuality & LGBTQ+Homophobia

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

Ellen DeGeneres

Tolerance Homosexuality & LGBTQ+Cars

Because even if it breaks your heart to be 'just friends'... if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit.

J.D. in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 12

Friendship Breakup

You just have to remember, that even if things are changing all around you, deep down you're still the same person.

J.D. in Scrubs - Season 8 Episode 9

Change

J.D.: "What's wrong with me?"
Dr. Cox: "You're an annoying, whining man-child."
J.D.: "That question wasn't directed to you!"
Dr. Cox: "What question?"

Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 7 Episode 1

J.D.

Elliot: "I'm notifying all my old boyfriends today that I'm officially off the market."
Dr. Cox: "I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!"

Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 6 Episode 20

Ex Quotes

Elliot: "When did you meet Morgan Freeman?"
Turk: "That's my mom."
Elliot: "I like her freckles."

Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 1 Episode 2

Morgan Freeman

I started an 'I hate Cox'-chatroom. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.

Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 5 Episode 22

Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.

Bob Kelso in Scrubs - Season 4 Episode 20

Elliot: "I am through taking my clothes off in front of men!"
Dr. Kelso: "I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live."

Bob Kelso in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 13

Turk: "Eight seconds! Is that a new record, baby?"
Carla: "That depends, what are we talking about?"

Carla Espinosa in Scrubs - Season 4 Episode 7

Helping someone move is like oral sex. You do it once and they owe you for life.

Jordan Sullivan in Scrubs

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If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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New York Jets

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