Quotes by Christopher Turk

Christopher Turk is a character from Scrubs

Quotes by Christopher Turk

Turk: 'Dude, what's the rule about white boys dancing in public?'
J.D.: 'Not allowed unless you're gay.'

Homosexuality & LGBTChristopher Turk in Scrubs, Season 3 Episode 1
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I'm not really proud of this, but I can pick your puff'n'stuff out of a lineup.

Christopher Turk in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 14
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This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced 'an-al-ge-sic', not 'anal-gesic'. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.

Christopher Turk in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 8
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Carla: 'Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?'
Turk: 'I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?'

Christopher Turk in Scrubs, Season 3 Episode 6
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