The best Quotes by Christopher Turk

One way or another, everyone stops bleeding.

Turk: "Dude, what's the rule about white boys dancing in public?"
J.D.: "Not allowed unless you're gay..."

I'm not really proud of this, but I can pick your puff'n'stuff out of a lineup.

This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced 'an-al-ge-sic', not 'anal-gesic'. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.

Carla: "Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?"
Turk: "I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?"

Elliot: "When did you meet Morgan Freeman?"
Turk: "That's my mom."
Elliot: "I like her freckles."

Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around.

Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.

Couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.

The truth is, it's all of your memories, the joyful ones and the heartbreaking ones, that make up who you are as a person.

Because even if it breaks your heart to be 'just friends'... if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit.

You just have to remember, that even if things are changing all around you, deep down you're still the same person.

I grew up on the street. No, not the hood. The Sesame Street.

Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.

I don't believe in fate. I believe we have more control than we think and that every action has a reaction. After all, the most minor event, even a butterfly flapping its wings, can change everything.

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.

Sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend. Even if it means sacrificing your own happiness. When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make.

God, my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden. Get back to me!

I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.

Do you actually listen to yourself when you speak, or do you find you drift in and out?

Because often when you do it, it makes you happy. Things have a way of working out.

J.D.: "What's wrong with me?"
Dr. Cox: "You're an annoying, whining man-child."
J.D.: "That question wasn't directed to you!"
Dr. Cox: "What question?"

In the end, the most important thing to accept is that - no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be - with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too.

J.D.: "When one person dies, another person gets a chance to live. I like to call it the circle of life."
Dr. Cox: "Oh, my God, you must stop
watching The Lion King."
J.D.: "I like that baby lion cub... what's his name?"
Dr. Cox: "Uhm, Simba."
J.D.: "Trick question - you like it too!"

Did Santa finally bring you that Y-chromosome you always wanted?

Sometimes all it takes is a slammin' hottie to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are.

Dr. Cox: "I hate you. You suck."
Elliot: "I know, but I've been trying harder."
Dr. Cox: "Barbie? Talking to the computer, but nice self esteem."

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

I started an 'I hate Cox'-chatroom. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.

J.D.: "Well how would you feel if I hooked up with one of your siblings?"
Elliot: "A little confused considering I have four brothers."

Elliot: "My life is a mess."
J.D.: "At least you're pretty."
Elliot: "Pretty don't pay the rent."
Carla: "It does for my sister."
Elliot: "Your sister's a prostitute?"
Carla: "She's a model! Come on, we talked about thinking before we speak."

Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."

Elliot: "Are you sexually active?"
J.D.: "It's active."
Elliot: "I'll write 'rare dry spell' in the margin."

I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia, you are not scared, you are an a-shole!

Challenge yourself; it's the only path which leads to growth.

Never let pride be your guiding principle! Let your accomplishments speak for you.

I love that woman. I love her more than sharks love blood.

Sometimes, strangers can become more like family than blood ever could.

I am not gay. Although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

It's hard to face a harsh truth about yourself. The only thing you can do, is try to take positive steps.

It's about the day I realised, that admitting we're not heroic, is when we're the most heroic of all.

Elliot: "I'm notifying all my old boyfriends today that I'm officially off the market."
Dr. Cox: "I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!"

Bob Kelso: "If there is one thing I have learned, it's that you can't schedule love."
Dr. Cox: "I think your credit card statement would beg to differ."

Elliot: "I am through taking my clothes off in front of men!"
Dr. Kelso: "I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live."

Dr. Cox: "You going there, chief?"
Bob Kelso: "No. If I wanted to make small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home."

Helping someone move is like oral sex. You do it once and they owe you for life.

Turk: "Eight seconds! Is that a new record, baby?"
Carla: "That depends, what are we talking about?"