Turk: "Dude, what's the rule about white boys dancing in public?"
J.D.: "Not allowed unless you're gay."
I'm not really proud of this, but I can pick your puff'n'stuff out of a lineup.Christopher Turk in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 14
This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced 'an-al-ge-sic', not 'anal-gesic'. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.Christopher Turk in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 8
Carla: "Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?"
Turk: "I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?"