Quotes by Christopher Morley

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.