The best Quotes by Christopher Miller

The best Quotes by Christopher Miller

With a bucket of Lego, you can tell any story. You can build an airplane or a dragon or a pirate ship - it's whatever you can imagine.
All of everything we've ever done has been riding on low expectations. "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs", a terrible idea. Doing "21 Jump Street" as a movie is a terrible idea. "The Lego Movie" sounds like a terrible idea.
Low expectations is the key to happiness in life.
When I was a kid on the playground, fights were about who got to play Han Solo. He's just one of the best characters ever created.

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Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"
Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street
Jenko: "Got a pound of coke."
Schmidt: "We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their f*cking lives."
Jenko: "Pound of marijuana?"
Schmidt: "Best party ever!"
I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions... and less homeless people doodooing everywhere.
Greg Jenko in 21 Jump Street
If any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they'll find themselves in prison with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shitting down that snorkel!
Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street
Sanders: "You punched me because I'm gay?"
Jenko: "What? No, I... oh, come on. I punched him and... he turned out to be gay afterwards."
Greg Jenko in 21 Jump Street
Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?
Greg Jenko in 21 Jump Street
Dickson: "Don't f*ck no students, don't f*ck no teachers."
Schmidt: "Sir, I know we may look like a couple of lady-killers, but me and my partner will be super professional."
Dickson: "Clearly I wasn't talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherf*cker. I was talking to your partner, fake-ass Handsome McGee here. When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say 'shut the f*ck up', I'm talking to you."
Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street
Liking comic books is popular, environmental awareness, being tolerant. If I was just born ten years later, I would have been the coolest person ever.
Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street
Jenko: "You have the right to remain... an attorney."
Hardy: "Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?"
Schmidt: "You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to."
You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It rhymes with grape.
Eric Molson in 21 Jump Street
They're teenagers, man. They're really stupid, so you should blend right in.
Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street
You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherf*ckers.
Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street
Dickson: "He's white, that means people actually give a shit."
Schmidt: "I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black."
Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street
Jenko: "Where do we report to?"
Hardy: "Down on Jump Street. 37 Jump Street... wait, that doesn't sound right."
[about all the photos of him in his parents' house] It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me.
Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street
Sir, if I have to suck someone's dick... I will, but I prefer not to.
Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street
Annie Schmidt: "What kind of a sick animal draws an ejaculating penis into a 8-year-old's mouth?"
Greg Jenko: "It's arguably, like, an airplane throwing up."
Annie Schmidt: "You think I don't know that's a dick and balls? I know all about dick and balls! I partied with Robert Downey Jr. before he got sober, when he was really f*cked up and a lot of fun!"
You don't care about the environment? That's f*cked up, man!
Eric Molson in 21 Jump Street
Get your... motherf*cking ass up when I'm talking to you! I know what ya'll thinking. Angry black Captain. It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well let me tell you something, I'm black, and I worked my ass off to become Captain, and sometimes I get angry. So suck a dick!
Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street
You never won't know what you can't achieve before you don't achieve it.
Mr. Gordon in 21 Jump Street
We're like, in the end of "Die Hard" right now, only it's our actual life!
Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street
Hey! stop f*cking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy... with Korean shit!
Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street
My dream was to help my hometown, a small island hidden under the A in Atlantic, called Swallow Falls. We were one of the leading exporters of sardines. Until the day Baby Brent Sardine cannery closed when everyone realized that sardines... are super gross.
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Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!
Manny: "You are going to need a co-pilot."
Sam: "You are a pilot, too?"
Manny: "Yes. I am also a particle physicist."
Sam: "Really?"
Manny: "No, that was a joke. I am also a comedian."
Flint: "I love Jell-O too! And peanut butter, right?"
Samantha Sparks: "Oh, no, no, I am severely allergic to peanuts."
Flint: "Hey, me too."
Samantha Sparks: "What's it called?"
Flint: "Peanut allergy."
Samantha Sparks: "No, the machine."
Flint: "Of course!"
You see this contact lens? This contact lens represents you and my eye represents my eye! I've-got-my-eye-on you!
1
Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world, if you could just get people to see it? Then you know exactly how it felt to be me.
3
It's okay, it's just pain.
3
Thought it was a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. A magical power holding together good and evil, the dark side and the light? Crazy thing is, it's true. The Force, the Jedi - all of it. It's all true.
1
I'm gonna be a pilot. The best in the galaxy.
Women always figure out the truth. Always.
4
C-3PO: "The possibility of successfully navigatin an asteroid field is approximately 3720 to 1."
Han Solo: "Never tell me the odds!"
3
You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.
1
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
1
Mon Mothma: "Luke is probably the last fully realized Jedi, General Solo. If he is lost... it may be over for the Rebel Alliance and the galaxy."
Han Solo: "Yeah, well, if he's such a great Jedi, how come I have to keep rescuing him?"
Han Solo in Star Wars Books - Dark Empire 3
If you can't find a Lego brick, just turn off the light and walk through the room barefoot - the brick's gonna find you!
Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.
Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
3
The expected is just what keeps us steady. Standing. Still. The expected's just the beginning, the unexpected is what changes our lives.
Meredith Grey in Grey's Anatomy - Season 3 Episode 13
3
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
20
I can choose either to be a victim of the world or an adventurer in search of treasure. It's all a question of how I view my life.
14
You know, not only am I campaigning, but I'm running the world.
Joe Biden - Juli 2024

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