The best Quotes by Christopher Miller

With a bucket of Lego, you can tell any story. You can build an airplane or a dragon or a pirate ship - it's whatever you can imagine.

Lego

All of everything we've ever done has been riding on low expectations. "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs", a terrible idea. Doing "21 Jump Street" as a movie is a terrible idea. "The Lego Movie" sounds like a terrible idea.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 21 Jump Street

Low expectations is the key to happiness in life.

Expectations Wise Sayings

When I was a kid on the playground, fights were about who got to play Han Solo. He's just one of the best characters ever created.

Han Solo

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Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

College Disneyland

Jenko: "Got a pound of coke."
Schmidt: "We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their f*cking lives."
Jenko: "Pound of marijuana?"
Schmidt: "Best party ever!"

21 Jump Street

Marijuana & Weed Cocaine

I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions... and less homeless people doodooing everywhere.

Greg Jenko in 21 Jump Street

Police

If any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they'll find themselves in prison with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shitting down that snorkel!

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

Sanders: "You punched me because I'm gay?"
Jenko: "What? No, I... oh, come on. I punched him and... he turned out to be gay afterwards."

Greg Jenko in 21 Jump Street

Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?

Greg Jenko in 21 Jump Street

Chemistry

Dickson: "Don't f*ck no students, don't f*ck no teachers."
Schmidt: "Sir, I know we may look like a couple of lady-killers, but me and my partner will be super professional."
Dickson: "Clearly I wasn't talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherf*cker. I was talking to your partner, fake-ass Handsome McGee here. When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say 'shut the f*ck up', I'm talking to you."

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

Liking comic books is popular, environmental awareness, being tolerant. If I was just born ten years later, I would have been the coolest person ever.

Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street

Nerds Comic Books

Jenko: "You have the right to remain... an attorney."
Hardy: "Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?"
Schmidt: "You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to."

21 Jump Street

You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It rhymes with grape.

Eric Molson in 21 Jump Street

Prisons

They're teenagers, man. They're really stupid, so you should blend right in.

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

Teenagers

You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherf*ckers.

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

Dickson: "He's white, that means people actually give a shit."
Schmidt: "I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black."

Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street

Jenko: "Where do we report to?"
Hardy: "Down on Jump Street. 37 Jump Street... wait, that doesn't sound right."

21 Jump Street

[about all the photos of him in his parents' house] It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me.

Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street

Sir, if I have to suck someone's dick... I will, but I prefer not to.

Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street

Annie Schmidt: "What kind of a sick animal draws an ejaculating penis into a 8-year-old's mouth?"
Greg Jenko: "It's arguably, like, an airplane throwing up."
Annie Schmidt: "You think I don't know that's a dick and balls? I know all about dick and balls! I partied with Robert Downey Jr. before he got sober, when he was really f*cked up and a lot of fun!"

21 Jump Street

Robert Downey, Jr.

You don't care about the environment? That's f*cked up, man!

Eric Molson in 21 Jump Street

Get your... motherf*cking ass up when I'm talking to you! I know what ya'll thinking. Angry black Captain. It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well let me tell you something, I'm black, and I worked my ass off to become Captain, and sometimes I get angry. So suck a dick!

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

You never won't know what you can't achieve before you don't achieve it.

Mr. Gordon in 21 Jump Street

We're like, in the end of "Die Hard" right now, only it's our actual life!

Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street

Hey! stop f*cking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy... with Korean shit!

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

My dream was to help my hometown, a small island hidden under the A in Atlantic, called Swallow Falls. We were one of the leading exporters of sardines. Until the day Baby Brent Sardine cannery closed when everyone realized that sardines... are super gross.

Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!

Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Manny: "You are going to need a co-pilot."
Sam: "You are a pilot, too?"
Manny: "Yes. I am also a particle physicist."
Sam: "Really?"
Manny: "No, that was a joke. I am also a comedian."

Manny in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Flint: "I love Jell-O too! And peanut butter, right?"
Samantha Sparks: "Oh, no, no, I am severely allergic to peanuts."
Flint: "Hey, me too."
Samantha Sparks: "What's it called?"
Flint: "Peanut allergy."
Samantha Sparks: "No, the machine."
Flint: "Of course!"

Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

You see this contact lens? This contact lens represents you and my eye represents my eye! I've-got-my-eye-on you!

Earl Devereaux in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world, if you could just get people to see it? Then you know exactly how it felt to be me.

Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Ambition Character

It's okay, it's just pain.

Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Pain

Thought it was a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. A magical power holding together good and evil, the dark side and the light? Crazy thing is, it's true. The Force, the Jedi - all of it. It's all true.

Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

Jedi

I'm gonna be a pilot. The best in the galaxy.

Han Solo in Solo: A Star Wars Story

Women always figure out the truth. Always.

Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

Women

C-3PO: "The possibility of successfully navigatin an asteroid field is approximately 3720 to 1."
Han Solo: "Never tell me the odds!"

Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.

Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Han Solo in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Jedi

Mon Mothma: "Luke is probably the last fully realized Jedi, General Solo. If he is lost... it may be over for the Rebel Alliance and the galaxy."
Han Solo: "Yeah, well, if he's such a great Jedi, how come I have to keep rescuing him?"

Han Solo in Star Wars Books - Dark Empire 3

Luke Skywalker

If you can't find a Lego brick, just turn off the light and walk through the room barefoot - the brick's gonna find you!

Lego

Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.

Chocolate Lego

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

Henry Winkler

Relationships Expectations

The expected is just what keeps us steady. Standing. Still. The expected's just the beginning, the unexpected is what changes our lives.

Meredith Grey in Grey's Anatomy - Season 3 Episode 13

Expectations

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

Thorin Eichenschild in The Hobbit

Greed Wise Sayings

I can choose either to be a victim of the world or an adventurer in search of treasure. It's all a question of how I view my life.

Paulo Coelho in Eleven Minutes

Wise Sayings Searching

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

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