Christians who pray are like pillars that carry the world.Praying, Day of Repentance and PrayerMartin Luther
You don't need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn't make you a taco.ChurchJustin Bieber
It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.MusicJohn Lennon
Two american jewish men send their sons to Jerusalem to learn about their culture. A year later they are having a chat:
Man 1: "I am so disappointed in my son. Once he returned, he claimed to have become christian."
Man 2: "My son as well, this is a tragedy! We should go see our Rabbi, maybe he can guide us."
Rabbi: "Unfortunately, I'm in the same boat as you two. I sent my son to Jerusalem a few years ago and he also became christian. Only God can help us now, we should pray to him."
God: "You guys won't believe, but 2000 years ago I too sent my son to Jerusalem..."
What's the difference between Jesus' crucifixion and a cow?
You cant milk a cow for 2000 years.
I've never been insulted by hateful Satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.Ricky Gervais
Being born in a Christian home does not make you a Christian.E. Stanley Jones
A socialist can be a Christian. A Christian must be a socialist.Adolf Grimme (Politician), 1946
Although there is a lot of Christian imagery in the books. That's undeniable. But that's an allusion to a belief system in which I was raised.Joanne K. Rowling, about Harry Potter