The best Quotes and Sayings about Christianity

Christians who pray are like pillars that carry the world.

You don't need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn't make you a taco.

It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.

What use is a god with boundless mercy, sir? You mock me as a pagan, yet the gods of my ancestors pronounce clearly their ways and punish severely when we break their laws. Your Christian god of mercy gives men licence to pursue their greed, their lust for land and blood, knowing a few prayers and a little penance will bring forgiveness and blessing.

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

Two american jewish men send their sons to Jerusalem to learn about their culture. A year later they are having a chat:

Man 1: "I am so disappointed in my son. Once he returned, he claimed to have become christian."
Man 2: "My son as well, this is a tragedy! We should go see our Rabbi, maybe he can guide us."
Rabbi: "Unfortunately, I'm in the same boat as you two. I sent my son to Jerusalem a few years ago and he also became christian. Only God can help us now, we should pray to him."
God: "You guys won't believe, but 2000 years ago I too sent my son to Jerusalem..."

What's the difference between Jesus' crucifixion and a cow?
You cant milk a cow for 2000 years.

Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian.

I've never been insulted by hateful Satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God.

Oh, I love your religion... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

Being born in a Christian home does not make you a Christian.

A socialist can be a Christian. A Christian must be a socialist.

Although there is a lot of Christian imagery in the books. That's undeniable. But that's an allusion to a belief system in which I was raised.