The best Quotes by Chris Tyson

Jimmy: "What were you doing six years ago?"
Chris: "Um, being a dumb child."
Jimmy: "Now imagine if between dumb child and still dumb child you ate a $5 footlong every day for free."
Chris: "I'd probably be a fat dumb child."

Chandler: "How are we allowed to do this?"
Jimmy: "We live in a country called America."

Recreating Squid Games is costing more then I thought it would but i'm in to deep to stop now.

I'm gonna go all out on this irl Squid Game video, give me a month to gather 456 random people and recreate all the sets.

I put 100 people in a circle and told them whoever left last won $500,000. Go watch!

Jimmy: "Let's have a heart-to-heart. Other YouTubers would probably fake this. Other YouTubers would quit. But what are we?"
Chris: "Unfortunately, not other YouTubers!"
Jimmy: "That's right! Now, let's go through this drive-thru 997 more times!"

I want to make YouTube videos until the day I die, I love this so much.

Don't tell my other followers but you're my favorite!

I want to build other channels like beast gaming and beast reacts so I can run my main channel at a loss and grow as big as possible. And then use my main channel's influence to one day open hundreds of homeless shelters/food banks and give away all the money.

If you drink coke and then eat mentos does your stomach explode?

I have zero idea how to use a comma, punctuation, or spell 82% of the English language. I used to edit videos in the back of high school English class.

Me being an idiot is the core part of my videos.

Everyone was having a blast doing something unique and fun.

I'm numb to money.

There were lots of smiles and personal relationships that we'll all take forward in supporting what we do - creating original content for our subscribers.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.