The best Quotes by Chris Tyson

Jimmy: "What were you doing six years ago?"
Chris: "Um, being a dumb child."
Jimmy: "Now imagine if between dumb child and still dumb child you ate a $5 footlong every day for free."
Chris: "I'd probably be a fat dumb child."

Chandler: "How are we allowed to do this?"
Jimmy: "We live in a country called America."

Recreating Squid Games is costing more then I thought it would but i'm in to deep to stop now.

I'm gonna go all out on this irl Squid Game video, give me a month to gather 456 random people and recreate all the sets.

I put 100 people in a circle and told them whoever left last won $500,000. Go watch!

Jimmy: "Let's have a heart-to-heart. Other YouTubers would probably fake this. Other YouTubers would quit. But what are we?"
Chris: "Unfortunately, not other YouTubers!"
Jimmy: "That's right! Now, let's go through this drive-thru 997 more times!"

I want to make YouTube videos until the day I die, I love this so much.

Don't tell my other followers but you're my favorite!

I want to build other channels like beast gaming and beast reacts so I can run my main channel at a loss and grow as big as possible. And then use my main channel's influence to one day open hundreds of homeless shelters/food banks and give away all the money.

If you drink coke and then eat mentos does your stomach explode?

I have zero idea how to use a comma, punctuation, or spell 82% of the English language. I used to edit videos in the back of high school English class.

Me being an idiot is the core part of my videos.

Everyone was having a blast doing something unique and fun.

I'm numb to money.

There were lots of smiles and personal relationships that we'll all take forward in supporting what we do - creating original content for our subscribers.

If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.

I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I'm voting for Kamala Harris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them.

Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people. Clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that.